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March 30, 2005

wimmen are crazy

Go read this post and follow ALL the links on both sides of the argument. Not a single woman admitted that sex is a WEAPON that she uses to get her way. NOT ONE was honest enough to admit that simple fact.

I don't care whether you fuck on the first date or never fuck at all, but DO NOT tell me that you don't understand the power of pussy and you don't use it to your advantage. That's a goddam lie and you know it. All this "coy" shit is enough to make me want to puke.

It's like Paul Rodrigez said in a joke a long time ago--- "All wimmen are psychic. When you go out on a date with them. THEY KNOW whether you're going to get laid or not."

Men often are accused of lettling the little head do the thinking for the big head and we are ALL guilty of that crime. Men like sex. It's a primordeal drive that we have to hunt and conquer and scatter our seed. We're hard-wired that way.

But wimmen like to fuck just as much as men do, only THEY won't admit it. No, with them, it not as simple as "lets get nekkid and tear up the bed." THEY want emotional camouflage and they wrestle with concepts of "love" and "respect" as long as they're just talking about the concept. That's the stuff of soap operas and romance novels, both of which wimmen love.

But if you cut to the chase, a woman will fuck at the drop of a hat just because she found you attractive and wanted sex. Hell... she might not have found you really attractive... you were available and she was horny as a hoot-owl at the time. She fucks at the drop of a hat.

All you sanctimonious divas can kiss my Cracker ass. You all believe that you have the only pussy in the world and your mission in life is to convince some poor fool that you are correct. HE must also believe that you have the only pussy in the world, and it 's not important if any others exist--- you have the only one that matters.

I fell for that shit once in my life and I found out what that pussy was worth. I had a price tag laid on my ass by a fucking JUDGE, while that "special" pussy was spreading her legs for anybody who would hold still long enough for her to climb. That delicate pussy has cost me my son and about $50,000 so far, and I'll still be paying for years to come.

Don't spout that emotional shit at me. Every one of you "Divas" sit on a god-dam gold mine and you know that fact quite well. That's why a lot of you make a damn fine living selling it, or at least renting it out by the hour. Don't tell me wimmen don't do it, because they do. It's not called the "World's Oldest Profession" for nothing.

If every woman was as emotionally attached to their pussies as you claim to be, we wouldn't have prostitution or adultery in this world. But we damn sure do.

I call bullshit on every one of you.

Comments

Come on, Rob...tell us how you REALLY feel.

;-)

Haha! Can't argue with what you say...women do use it to their advantage. Ah well...

Posted by: zonker on March 30, 2005 10:45 PM

Okay. I'm gonna have to disagree with you. It's been a long week at work-or two or three, but.

Yes, there are ho's that will use their ho-ness to get whatever they want. There is young 20's ho-ness that is a convoluted mess that we all go through while putting up with your all's bs at the time as well. I vaguely do remember those years.

But, there are some of us, married for 24 years, who have never ever considered being ho's, never used sex as a weapon, may have not put out because we were pissed off about something, but if you tell me you never did that then you're a lying sack of shit, or just a mindless horndog.

I am sorry you've met up with complete and total bitches, but we're not all that. We're not also all complete and total sex machines. Guess what. A dick is just a dick. A lifetime love is a gem. I never have and never would consider destroying that relationship.

I call bullshit on your calling bullshit.

So there.

Posted by: Kim on March 30, 2005 11:14 PM

Holy shit.

Rob. I am just in awe. You just expressed exactly what I've been thinking today, but unable to articulate.

Thank you for saying it.

Posted by: Adam Lawson on March 30, 2005 11:24 PM

Wow. I didn't realize that was the topic of the week, Rob.

Posted by: sadie on March 30, 2005 11:26 PM

Kim, I'm calling bullshit on you calling bullshit on my bullshit. I'm not saying ALL wimmen are cunts, but they damn sure exist and I don't like "coy" wimmen pretending that they don't.

If you have a great relationship with your man, I envy you. That's a good thing that you should cherish. I thought I had the same thing once upon a time, but I was mistaken.

I am a cynical old bastard now, orphaned and bitter. And this is MY BLOG and I'll bullshit all I want to.

Posted by: Acidman on March 30, 2005 11:27 PM

It IS true, women do decide in the first few minutes/hours of wether or not they will let you get in thier pants.
Have I ever used sex as a wepon with my husband? Only if he's pissed me off real bad. Don't fuck with my head and then expect me to jump right in bed with you. I'm not in to that "make up sex". I'd just rather cut it off and feed it to you at that point.
And yes, there are times when I've said "hey, will you run to the store and get me more whiskey? There's a blow job in it for you".
( I don't drink & drive and don't plan on starting too either)

Posted by: Maeve on March 30, 2005 11:30 PM

Dang. That's why I want a blog, too.

I do not dispute, at all, that there are women who are total cunts. I have a co-worker who has a son going through a devastating divorce involving two special needs kids. This bitch is a bitch. Totally and completely. Unfeeling and creepy. The son is pretty much the caretaker and, hopefully, the "mediation" has enabled a good outcome. He takes care of the kids. She is almost non-involved. It makes me sick.

But, maybe I'm an anomaly and have been lucky in my life with my hub. Maybe both men and women are creeps for the most part. I don't know. Maybe you haven't gotten to the good part yet. I hope you do.

I'm orphaned, too. I'm cynical on some things, and hopeful on others.

But, see, you CAN call bullshit all you want. And, if you want, you can put up with my calling bullshit, too. Or not.

That's why I want a blog, too.

But, it does sadden me when it's more the norm that divas and horndogs rule while real caring doesn't. I always feel like an idiot when I hear that someone has done so and so, and I had no idea.

So, idiocy rules for me at times.

Posted by: Kim on March 30, 2005 11:35 PM

He's correct. Assholes on both sides of the gender divide are plentiful.

'Diva' does not equate to 'horndog,' however.

Posted by: sadie on March 30, 2005 11:44 PM

He did, however, call bullshit on every one of us. And, he used "diva."

Hah. Neener neener neener whatever that is that you're supposed to rant.

Posted by: Kim on March 30, 2005 11:45 PM

I do agree that there are assholes on both sides. That is a given.

Posted by: Kim on March 30, 2005 11:47 PM

I had to take some time to think about what my response to this one should be.
At first I thought it was just the typical male bitching, but I have to admit, I had to stop and think here.
I have been accussed all my life of being one of those women you describe and was too naive to understand it. I know you are dying laughing here but its really true!
I was raised by a woman that made Carries mother look like a sweetheart, married a controlling psychopath at 17. Was married to him for 15 years and didn't even know I liked sex until I was divorced. Even then I was still a prude.
I have since learned how to recognize the behavior of what some people have termed my "oozing sex" and yeah, I'll admit I've used it.
But face it... if you men weren't so pussy driven we wouldn't have to resort to using it to get what we want. So can you honestly blame us?
Btw Rob, I'll "get naked and tear up the bed" with ya anytime. No emotional camouflage cuz I've learned to just be a "horny old lady"

Posted by: livey on March 31, 2005 12:51 AM

Its just painfully obvious that you've been used by a woman. It happened, i'm sure you were in part the reason that it did so get the fuck over it.

Women(yes that is how its spelt) don't need to fuck any man at the drop of the hat just because they are horney, they have toys for that.

Posted by: Jeffette on March 31, 2005 02:27 AM

I agree with Key. There are assholes and assholettes.
Being single though, there is no way I could pass up a mattress rodeo. The bull is in the chute, lets ride!
Next week, another state, yee!

Posted by: Murry on March 31, 2005 02:40 AM

You are not going to move on until you accept what happened with your ex-wife and your boy. I know it was rotten but it happened, Your boy will probably grow into a man you won't even like. Tragic but likely. That must be let go too, hard as it sounds. Letting it go is the only way you're going to get happy in the future. And I will admit that I've used sex to get my own way. My objective was to have a happy, relaxed and contented man. I do it sometimes when he's uptight. I personally wouldn't do it for presents, new stuff for the house or any of that shit but I know plenty who do. Who cares?

Posted by: Nelly on March 31, 2005 03:26 AM

Two words...

"Yeah, and?"

If you aren't buying, it doesn't matter what is selling.

Great rant on what every man eventually figures out, though. Props and cheers all around. :)

Posted by: Cythen on March 31, 2005 04:19 AM

Oooh boy...you've done it now LOL.

Posted by: Chablis on March 31, 2005 06:25 AM

you done pissed them off! I love it.

Posted by: frank on March 31, 2005 07:40 AM

I took a wee look at the post you mentioned. Couldn't be bothered reading it as it was far too boring - but I got the gist. Maybe it's just me but I slept with my ex-hubby on our first date and we're still good friends after 32 years. I slept with my current love on the first night and we're still here after 19 years.

Posted by: Nelly on March 31, 2005 07:42 AM

If you aren't buying, it doesn't matter what is selling.

That's the hell of it. Maybe we didn't give 'em the weapon (God did that), but we do keep buyin' 'em the damn bullets for it.

Posted by: McGehee on March 31, 2005 07:43 AM

A-FUCKING-MEN, A-man.

Some of that mucho expensive pussy is about to cost me a whole lot of shit, too...

It ain't worth it. Not by a damn sight.

Posted by: Jay G on March 31, 2005 08:29 AM

A man, one wiser than I once said:

Never trust anything that bleeds 1/5 of it's life and doesn't die.

But like Ronald Reagan's take on the cold war....

"Trust but Verify"

I'll keep trying to verify as often as possible, too, let me hasten to add!

Jim
Sloop New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim on March 31, 2005 08:38 AM

Uhh, Jeffette...........women DO fuck at the drop of a hat. Toys are fun, but a real live man is BETTER!
They smell nice, feel good and a hell of a lot more fun in bed than 12 inches of plastic with batteries!

Posted by: Maeve on March 31, 2005 08:49 AM

Who's pissed off? This is damn amusing.

Posted by: sadie on March 31, 2005 08:51 AM

ROB...IT IS EVIDENT TO ME...YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS AND HAVE PUSSY ENVY!!!

Posted by: Lisa on March 31, 2005 09:17 AM

There's no way my comment is going to be heard above all 256 other comments chiming in....

But basically, men spread the seed as much as they can because there is no downside. More is more. The more women laid, the more successful we are.

Women have to be much more choosy. There is a limited # of times they can get pregnant and saddled with offspring. Hence all the games and hoops and obstacle courses.

The problem is in our situation - we're chasing women.

Posted by: Lycan on March 31, 2005 09:53 AM

Well, Sadie, I guess that answers the question:

How to get a man's attention?

; )

Posted by: Christina on March 31, 2005 10:22 AM

You've nailed it nicely, Acidman.
And women wonder why men are not wanting to get married anymore ... what the hell is in it for us??? There is NO upside to marriage in American right now, not with what the feminazis and the divorce industry have turned it into.
And until that changes, ladies, you're on your own.

Posted by: maggot on March 31, 2005 10:39 AM

Denial or vanity, ladies. Take your pick.

Posted by: Brett on March 31, 2005 11:06 AM

Just one question, Rob.

How did a discussion of "Do men respect women who sleep with them too soon?" mutate into "Do wimmen use sex as a weapon?"

Definitely apples and oranges, my friend.

Posted by: Christina on March 31, 2005 12:35 PM

me again. I think you cast that net too wide. I am female, and have spent a lifetime being ready to love, but drawing back at the raw animality of many men. --Maybe it is in a mans' nature to make brief pit-stops, to admire the scenery enough to mark that territory. You have also BLASTED women for being un-attractive and yet still having the gall to want something for themselves.

Posted by: adele on March 31, 2005 12:53 PM

Maeve...yes that may be true some of the time, but you can't contract AIDES or a kid from a toy and at least you are sure to be satisfied every time from it!

Posted by: Jeffette on March 31, 2005 01:12 PM

di∑va [ dvə ] (plural di∑vas or di∑ve [ d vay ])
noun
1. woman opera singer: a distinguished woman singer, especially one who sings in operas
2. temperamental woman: an extremely arrogant or temperamental woman

Ya need to find a better name to describe what I guess you are calling "bitchy, arrogant, malice, slutty" women. Diva doesn't cut it.

Lumping all "wimmen" into the same group as your exwife isn't the answer. SHE did you wrong...not all of womankind.

Posted by: mountainmama on March 31, 2005 01:28 PM

Acidman, I'm with Mountainmama! Not all us wimmen have done you wrong, however, I will be honest and say I have done some wrong in my day, but not in the sack ; )
I get all my wrong out face to face. While some women use sex as a weapon, I don't. I have the intelligence to fight it out (or out fight) with my mate or my conquests without useing my "gold mine" if you will. Sorry about the distaste some women have left you with, we are really not all that bad!

Posted by: Oddybobo on March 31, 2005 02:48 PM

Jeffette, nope, can't get those things from a toy. Unfortunatly people don't use common sesnse when it comes to birth control and condoms.
But we don't live in a perfect world, so you get crap like that.

Posted by: Maeve on March 31, 2005 02:55 PM

well duh, of course we do

Posted by: Dawn on March 31, 2005 08:35 PM

More wisdom for the ages here...should be mandatory reading for all males entering puberty. Helluva lot more useful than some of the other crap they teach in schools these days.

And, once more, with feeling:

http://www.nomarriage.com/

Posted by: Grumpy Old Ham on March 31, 2005 10:29 PM

As some female friends of mine have said on multiple occassions:

"We're half the population and control 100% of the pussy."

Yeah, they know it.

Posted by: physics geek on April 1, 2005 09:36 AM

I showed my wife one of your posts further up the page (having not read this one) and about twenty minutes later she looked up from the computer and said "Acidman's a prick". Turns out she'd read further down the page and came across this post....

In comments you said, "I'm not saying ALL wimmen are cunts, but they damn sure exist...."

I've gotta call bullshit right along with Kim. It took me a second reading of the post to register that most of it was aimed at "Divas" and not all women. Problem is, a lot of your statements were generalized to all women. Does the statement:

"But if you cut to the chase, a woman will fuck at the drop of a hat just because she found you attractive and wanted sex."

hold true? No it doesn't -- not that generalized.

I'll chalk it up to a mis-wording or somesuch, as you comment belies the post itself.

That being said.... you also say "I am a cynical old bastard now...." Didn't you have a rant a little while ago about people calling you a "bastard" because you were, in fact, not? Something along the lines of "call me an asshole if you want, but don't call me a bastard"?

Posted by: Strider on April 1, 2005 09:54 AM

strider,I dont think you could hit the side of a barn.do you get it?

Posted by: frank on April 1, 2005 10:06 AM

I call bullshit on every one of you? Every one of us? Hmm. That's a lotta wimmin. And they aren't all whores.

You got burned. Not by a platoon of Amazons. But by one woman. And you can rant and cry and whine about what a bitch and a whore and a cunt she is or was, but the fact of the matter is that you bedded her and you wedded her.

How does any of this call into question the bedroom habits of the world's population of women?

Sheesh. I'd take a few more hits off that crack pipe if I were you. You aren't quite there yet.

Posted by: Joni on April 4, 2005 03:34 AM

Nah...I think you are wrong on that one....Women don't need sex like a man does....I can go long periods without sex sometimes 2 and 3 years and when I do I don't feel I missed out on a damn thing because most of this time is spend on pursuing education and raising my son---alone...When I am ready to give up the goodies and I go to the club and find someone then that is all good also....I have had men get mad as hell at me because I do not give them the time of day....Guess withholding pussy from men is also using sex as a weapon also.... In men's minds it is.....They can't possibly comprehend that you just might not want to be with their asses....And also concerning women and divorce I divorced my husband for "insupportability"....He doesn't pay me child support even though he is supposed to according to the divorce decree.....I'd never take the big belly loser back as he doesn't want to work and even hinted in the marriage how he was going to have me support him....I wouldn't take him back if he was the last man on earth.... You can have him...I'm sure he could make room for you on his father's couch since he stays with his daddy....So your wife cheated on you and now you are mad at all women....Listen I lost just as much as you did....My home went into forclosure thanks to my ex...Right into my marriage my then husband made a bad business deal with his father and ended up losing a ranch that he had for 12 years (That should have been my son's property).... He doesn't even have a car anymore.....I think there is a worse thing than adultery--it is called financial ruin...50 grand is about what my ex owes me in back child support....Well I might not get a damn dime from him but that is ok because this (Black) woman is always going to hold it down--for my son....

Posted by: Sharon on April 5, 2005 04:01 PM

Nah...I think you are wrong on that one....Women don't need sex like a man does....I can go long periods without sex sometimes 2 and 3 years and when I do I don't feel I missed out on a damn thing because most of this time is spend on pursuing education and raising my son---alone...When I am ready to give up the goodies and I go to the club and find someone then that is all good also....I have had men get mad as hell at me because I do not give them the time of day....Guess withholding pussy from men is also using sex as a weapon also.... In men's minds it is.....They can't possibly comprehend that you just might not want to be with their asses....And also concerning women and divorce I divorced my husband for "insupportability"....He doesn't pay me child support even though he is supposed to according to the divorce decree.....I'd never take the big belly loser back as he doesn't want to work and even hinted in the marriage how he was going to have me support him....I wouldn't take him back if he was the last man on earth.... You can have him...I'm sure he could make room for you on his father's couch since he stays with his daddy....So your wife cheated on you and now you are mad at all women....Listen I lost just as much as you did....My home went into forclosure thanks to my ex...Right into my marriage my then husband made a bad business deal with his father and ended up losing a ranch that he had for 12 years (That should have been my son's property).... He doesn't even have a car anymore.....I think there is a worse thing than adultery--it is called financial ruin...50 grand is about what my ex owes me in back child support....Well I might not get a damn dime from him but that is ok because this (Black) woman is always going to hold it down--for my son....

Posted by: Sharon on April 5, 2005 04:02 PM
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