February 26, 2005

even more

From here:

And God created man unto His own image. Male and Female created He them, and God looked upon them, and saw that His work was good.

And the Man and the Woman soon forgot God, for they saw that obedience was not fun, and in their boredom they took other gods, for they were weak and exceeding stupid.

So Man went out and partook of the fruit of the vine, and the brew of hops and barley, and the powder of the coca tree, and he stole and robbed and murdered, and lay around the trailer all day, and there was much filing of the disability claim.

And Woman went out smoked crack and fell in with evil men, and the evil men saw the woman was fair, and they whored her on the street corner and took the money for themselves.

And the Man and the Woman were arrested and went to jail, and they cried out to God in their misery, “Woe is us! Would that we were never created!” And God took pity on them, and released He them from their bondage, and they went back to the trailer and drank and puked and whored and stole, for they were bored, and obedience to God was not fun.

So they knew each other and brought forth children, yea, they were very fruitful and they multiplied exceedingly, and the welfare office and the food stamp office and the government services took care of them, and not a lick of work nor paycheck did they ever know.

And the money rolled in to the trailer, and the money rolled right back out in cell phones and clothes and jewelry and tattoos, and not one shekel did they save, nor did one drop of sweat ever crease their brow.

For the Man and the Woman saw that the welfare office and the disability check was their god, and they rejoiced and gloried exceedingly in themselves, and they had much fun.

In truth is... truth, folks. Some people simply do not deserve to live free.