February 23, 2005

more wisdom

Mars and Venus again, this time from a feminine angle. Submitted by "Lori Rodnick".

Men are financially, emotionally and laundry retarded they are lazy, sloppy, indifferent and thick-headed,

But if they love you, they light up when they see you, they hold you in their arms all night long and give you the last bite of their chili dog

He might leave his skid-marked underwear on the floor, but don’t focus on that, think about the mark he leaves on your heart, how he finds a way to make you laugh on your worst day

Women are stubborn, fickle, spoiled and nasty, they take your last dollar, put boob marks in your favorite sweater and are secretly conjuring up ways to get rid of your mother

But if they love you, they learn to cook your favorite meal, fluff your pillows, look at you with dreamy eyes, and only feel better after YOU have hugged them

She might bitch for 3 hours straight, but try to leave that behind, just think about her scent that lingers in the air, how she remembers what you wore on your first date, how her head on your chest is the best feeling at the end of the day

Relationships are hard, we often lose touch with these things, but they are some of the important things, the lasting things, the things that keep it flowing, that’s my take......

I can't wait for a few more of these. I believe that perspective will show.