Gut Rumbles
 

August 20, 2004

animal sex

You can take the jarhead out of the Marines, but you can't take marine out of the jarhead. GOT-DAM! A post about watching squirrels fuck.

I've seen that before and I'll admit that it's fascinating to watch. A good stud squirrel will chase a female all around a tree, finally catch her and mount her from behind while clamping his teeth firmly on one ear. (I've seen people do things quite similar in a bar, except for the actual mounting part. They hurry off to a motel for that.)

The act itself doesn't last long, but the chase and the animal lust displayed is impressive. Plus, they do in TREES without falling out. Hell, I've fallen out of a good-sized BED in the middle of a lusty romp. (Nothing wrong with that--- there's more room on the floor if you don't mind a rug-burn.)

I don't like tree-rats, but they're worth watching sometimes.

Comments

hey, it wasn't my fault... I was just sitting here reading blogs when it happened... it was brutal, Rob.. I just HAD to write about it...

... you know, I've lived in the country all my life and just NOW seen how squirrels fuck... it makes me wonder what else I'm missing...

Posted by: Eric on August 21, 2004 08:36 AM

And on that little rug-burn problem? Well, speaking from personal experience a little dab of the cheapest, thickest after-shampoo hair conditioner (the kind you rinse out after a minute or two) rubbed into even the worst ones will clear them right up. They quit that awful burning and you don't get any of that "rug-rash" look for days on your elbows or knees or any other delicate parts for that matter.

And getting someone to gently rub a little into the "owies" on your knees can make a person a little randy, too.

Posted by: Mamamontezz on August 21, 2004 10:10 AM

Watch a couple of big buck deers lock antlers during rut season. THAT is brutal.

Posted by: Acidman on August 21, 2004 11:17 AM

Squirrel-lust? You trying to promote squirrel lust? How about a few more digital files of your partner in crime from Costa?

Posted by: robert on August 21, 2004 01:12 PM

i need some animal to animal snaps
thanks
yohana

Posted by: yohana on September 11, 2004 02:17 AM

please sent some animals fucking photos to this address.

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Posted by: ali on January 18, 2005 11:40 AM

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