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May 30, 2004

a list

I have done several of these things in my life and lived to tell about it. I draw the line at "jumping out of a perfectly good airplane," but I can identify with most of the rest.

I WOULD add one more item to the list if it were my blog, which it ain't:

Make love in a hammock to a beautiful woman, and don't fall out. (I'm talking about not falling out of the hammock OR the woman.)

That's just MY take on this matter.

Comments

Just two speed related items from the list:
1. Sure, I've owned a crotch rocket.
Bonus points because it did 0 - 60 in less than three seconds.
BIG bonus points for still being alive.

2. Sure, I've driven over 150 mph on a public highway.
Bonus points for averaging 115 mph over a three hour "sprint" in OHIO.
BIG bonus points for not going to prison.

Several other items I refuse to put in writing.
I have a wife and adult children.

Posted by: Dan Pursel on May 30, 2004 09:32 AM

About fucking in a hammock: on top or on the bottom?

Posted by: BJK on May 30, 2004 12:33 PM

Where's the list for the women?

Posted by: Carmen on May 30, 2004 01:37 PM

Absofreakinlutely, consider it added.

Posted by: Mr. Lion on May 30, 2004 08:01 PM

As for the list for wimmin, there isn't one, as I'm not one. Such things are best written from the perspective to which they apply.

I nominate one of those tough-chick-southern-girls that seem to pop up here with alarming frequency to write that one.

Posted by: Mr. Lion on May 30, 2004 08:07 PM

Us less beautiful men don't even insist on beautiful in our wimin.

Posted by: Walter E. Wallis on May 30, 2004 08:09 PM

A vagina and a pair of cans is good enough for you Walter?

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