Gut Rumbles

April 25, 2004

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Yeah, I attract some real intellectual types to this blog.

You are a little disgusting piece of white yankee trailer trash. You're old and alone and you know that you're garbage and yet you try and make yourself feel better by hurting animals and throwing sulfuric acid on black people, wow you're awesome.. I hope I end up like you one day. Fuckwad.

That passionate missive was signed by someone named "Little Green Fairy." No, I won't go there because that's too much like shooting fish in a barrel. I prefer a bigger challenge.

But I WILL point out a few errors in the little green cocksucker's writer's obtuse observations. First of all, I am not a "yankee." I may be old and I may be alone and I may be garbage, but I am a SOUTHERNER, you ignorant dickwit. I don't live in a trailer, either.

Where did that "throwing sulfuric acid on black people" shit come from? The only thing I ever threw sulfuric acid on in my life was a rattlesnake that tried to bite me at work one night. I blogged about it somewhere in my archives, but I'm not going to search for that post on a green fairy's behalf. You may if you wish.

"I hope I end up like you one day." Fuggetabodit. You'll never have the wherewithall, punk. Kneel at my feet and grovel. I know why you're a GREEN fairy.

You ENVY me.


"....I am a SOUTHERNER, you ignorant dickwit..."

Rob., I love ya, guy!
The way that flows off the tongue...perfection! The cadence of it, the truth of it, the way you deliver that ass fulla buckshot to that worm is beautiful.

What kinda bad acid trip is that presumptuous pissant ON, anyhow?

Hey...Little Green Peter-puffer...ya might wanna do a little fact-checking before ya go 'round proving what a brainless, ball-less, stupid, racist, know-nothing, skeevy, and probably UGLY little asshole yer parents hatched and raised.
Ya know?
And, I too, hope you wind up in Rob's position some day REAL SOON. Which is: Fucked over every time he turns around by psychotic cunts and chickenshit, middle-management trolls like at Kerr-McGee, battling prostate cancer-and I hope YOU lose that one, jerk-and not being allowed enough to time BREATHE, let alone start to recover, before the next load of shit hits. Yep. Damned right. I wish this on you.
You wanna be like Rob? Better go start that list then, cause that's about as close as yer ever gonna get.
It's already obvious as hell you'll never have the intelligence, dignity and sheer balls to survivie that Rob does, so...have at that first list, ya looney, lying loser.

Where DO these lower-than-catfish-shit creatures even come from? I'm thinkin' it must be a slurry-pit with a direct gateway from hell in it.

Posted by: Stevie on April 25, 2004 01:36 PM

You really shine when you're attacking trolls.

Posted by: Key on April 25, 2004 02:27 PM

Attack me, please! Harder! Harder! You BIG MAN you!

Posted by: SixFootPole on April 25, 2004 11:35 PM

What was that 'ultimate insult' I read on someone's blog the other day that you could employ ... oh yeah, "smegma-sucking-uncle-fucker" .

Posted by: Jeff on April 27, 2004 08:37 AM

Hmmmmm interesting !!!

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