Gut Rumbles
 

February 26, 2004

televison

I've never seen an episode of "Sex in the City." I've never watched a single episode of "Seinfeild." I've never watched a single show of "Survivor" or any other piece of "Reality TV" trash floating like a turd that won't flush in my commode. I don't watch TV very often.

I don't understand people who suck this kind of shit up like they're licking syrup from a waffle. THIS IS PURE CRAP, PEOPLE! But millions of you watch that crap every day. No wonder we have the government we do.

Can I have some more gruel, please?