Gut Rumbles

February 16, 2004

why I want to shoot my phone

The mail ran Saturday and I found a collection noitice in my mailbox. A fucking CREDIT AGENCY is after my ass over $1,000 I supposedly still owe the hospital after my bionic dick implant. I became very pissed and called the hospital first, then Oklahoma City thereafter. I know that I don't owe a swinging dick a dime.

I went way, way of pocket this year on insurance. I have over $36,000 worth of medical bills that either I or my company insurance paid. $5,000 of that money was mine. After I ran through that money, the insurance company owed the rest. They should have paid. the shit-birds. If they fuck with me anymore, I'll break my foot again and cost them $10,000.

Goddam Try to be a nice guy and see what you get?

They did well, paying all but this one stupid bill. According to a lovely young woman named "Heather" that I talked to today, my claim was denied because THE COMPANY I HAVE NEVER NAMED on this blog didn't show me registered as a heathcare member anymore. I called OKC and THEY don't know how my membership vanished. It's about to become unvanished, however, because you can bet your sweet ass on that part. I still worked for the plant on 9/7/03 and I was fully insured.

They will pay that $1,000 and I've already gotten the credit report removed. I gave Heather all the necessary phone numbers, account numbers and Social Security numbers that she should need to do her job. I also gave every bit of that shit to some bureaucrat in OKC. All I want is another "WE AIN'T GONNA PAY" from OKC.

Yes, you will, you bastards. No fucking bureaucrat ever scared me.


Sounds like you handled it just fine, A-man.

Health benefits suck, trust me, know first hand. You handled this well, from the sounds of it.

You just call them and figured it out. That should work.

Hopefully "Heather" was speaking the truth when she said she was helping you out.

Good luck for ya.

Healthcare coverage SUCKS.

Posted by: Gina on February 16, 2004 11:14 PM

Hmmmmm interesting !!!

Posted by: dzwonki polifoniczne on May 26, 2004 06:47 PM
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