Gut Rumbles
 

February 08, 2004

last shot

I had prostate surgery on Tuesday, July 9th, 2001. I was impotenet for the next 19 months.

Sunday night, I rented a motel room and called an ecscort service. I asked them to send two wimmen to my room for two hours. Once we settled on a price, they were on their way. That was my go out in a blaze of glory night.

They did anything I asked them to do and they were "friendly" with themselves, too. I told them that I was probably going to lose Roscoe, so I asked for an honest appraisal from wimmen who see a lot of dicks. "What do you think of my dick?" I asked.

Caren said, "It's a beautiful dick. One of the best I've ever seen"

"There ain't no tip in this, girls. Just tell me truth. I'm going to lose this dick in two days. Is it any good or not.?"

Nancy did a full examination, with everything but 8X10 glossy photos attached.

"You have a nice cock that's over 8" long. But your cock is long and skinny. If you had some girth to go with the length, you wouid be hell on wheels. I like the fact that you're not circumsised. Unclipped cocks are more fun to play with. Like this," and Nancy proceeded to play.

I got my money's worth and sent both girls away happy (I tipped Nancy $10 for reminding me that I had a long, skinny cock with no serious girth. At least she was honest).

After the girls left, I remember looking down at my cock and KNOWING that I would never have another night like that one. I never have, either. I still think about Nancy, however, because when I asked her that cock question, she took it seriously. She told me that night that on a scale on one-to-ten, my cock was a serious eight and one-half.

I lost all the original Roscoe two days later. I spent 19 months totally impotent and wondering if I wanted to live in the shape I was in. I did a lot of deep thinking back then.

I met a woman who didn't mind that I couldn't fuck. ""I don't care if your dick works. Feed me, talk to me and sleep with me. I've been fucked enough for one life. Just sleep with me tonight.'

Do you know what I could do tonight? Call Nancy for a re-inspection.

Comments

OMG

Posted by: OMG on February 9, 2004 01:25 AM

Uh, yeah, you could do that.

Posted by: dragonfly jenny on February 9, 2004 01:41 AM

...You could do that, and then you could launch into one of your rants about how you can't understand why WOMEN are constantly seeking feedback about their physical attractiveness.

Posted by: dragonfly jenny on February 9, 2004 01:49 AM

Do you REALLY think anybody gives a shit about your male fantasies? Does your entire ego revolve around your pecker?

Posted by: janice on February 9, 2004 08:28 AM

Bwahahahaha!!!

"Janice" wins the prize for "discovering" the most painfully obvious thing about Rob in particular and most men in general. Heeheehee!

She obviously hasn't read the header in this blog.

Posted by: Joan of Argghh! on February 9, 2004 08:53 AM

"Does your entire ego revolve around your pecker?"

Would you feel better if it revolved around his gun collection? Or car?

Grow up, Janice. OF COURSE a man's dick is a major part of his ego.

We're hard-wired [sic] that way -- just like all women think their asses are too big.

Posted by: Kim du Toit on February 9, 2004 11:47 AM

Sorry Kim - my ass is perfect. :-)

Posted by: Hockey on February 9, 2004 12:49 PM

The entire world DOES revolve around my dick. Sit there on a motel bed two days before you lose it and let that cunt Jancice give me advice about how to cope.

Big fucking joke, ain't it, asshole.

Posted by: Acidman on February 9, 2004 02:04 PM

It is hard to find an honest woman, or at least one who's real enough to drop the "always be nice" facade that gets built around a woman when she's a child. I say call Nancy. And thanks for sharing this event.

Posted by: Renee on February 9, 2004 05:54 PM

Maybe I'll still give you an honorary membership in the Girth Vader Club, Skinny.

Posted by: Velociman on February 9, 2004 07:30 PM

Heh. I didn't know Velociman was a member too.

Posted by: Jay Solo on February 10, 2004 10:12 AM

Underestimation is a two-way street.

Posted by: Hornick Andrea on May 3, 2004 06:00 AM

For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.

Posted by: Colangelo Josh on May 20, 2004 02:28 PM
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