Gut Rumbles
 

January 31, 2004

another reason that I don't hunt.

Some people get killed in the woods and it's no accident.

Lying on the ground bleeding was Bruce Dodson, 48, with an orange hunting vest at his side. His wife of three months, Janice, was screaming for help. "I picked up the orange vest and was just screaming at him: 'Why didn't you have your vest on?' " Janice said.

Sumbitch should have been wearing that vest. He's a clear case of death by dumbass.

Bruce was beyond help. He seemed destined to be yet another victim of a hunting accident, mistaken for game — a mistake that would repeat itself more than 100 times that year. But the day after, an autopsy revealed Bruce hadn't taken just a single bullet, but three. Bill Booth, an investigator for the district attorney's office, said he started to believe this was homicide.

Three shots, huh? That does sound kind of of fishy.

Booth says he thinks Bruce then took off his vest to wave it around, and started yelling to tell people he was not a deer. But then Bruce was shot in the chest, and as he was falling, he was hit once more in the back, Booth says.

The third bullet struck a fence post before it hit Bruce. Investigators traced the bullet's path to what they believed was the assassin's nest, where they found a spent cartridge from a .308-caliber bullet. Neither Bruce nor Janice were hunting with such a weapon.

But investigators soon discovered that Janice Dodson's ex-husband, J.C. Lee, was camped just three-quarters of a mile away. Just the day before the murder, Lee had reported a .308-rifle stolen.

Coincidence is an amazing thing, isn't it?

She'd taken out three insurance policies, she made sure to get wills done," Daniels said. "Bruce owned two homes. She had the property put into both their names during this three months since they were married."

I think we've got a Black Widow here.


Comments

My first experience hunting turned me off for life, My fav uncle accidently shot a Mama chipmunk (?) or some kinda critter like that.
He told my cousins to take me away so he could put the Babies out of thier misery and they wouldn't starve to death.

I'm just glad I don't HAVE to hunt and strangers do all that killing for me. :)

In the REAL tragic catagory, there was an accident recently where a Father shot his teenage son and killed him...another totally preventable situation. I feel horrible for everyone involved in that one.

Posted by: Trease on January 31, 2004 12:25 PM

these black widow chicks have no sophistication. " Oh, no! It wont' look suspicious that we've only been married for 3 months but I have 3 life insurance policies out on you and all the property transferred to my name." Stoo-pid!

Posted by: glenn on January 31, 2004 01:54 PM

I don't wear anything orange when I hunt, just camo. But then, I hunt in the middle of nowhere, well away from crazy road hunters and gold digging women.

Posted by: Mr. Lion on January 31, 2004 02:03 PM

If this really is a case of a black widow (innocent until proven guilty and all that), then this is definitely an unusual case. She's completely outside of the usual black widow territory (which does not rule out the possibility that she's just unusual...it just makes it a fascinating case). The average black widow operates within her home, or somewhere close. Her usual method is poison, and she'll go well outside of just her husband to find victims. She'll go out of her way to avoid direct confrontation and direct violence.

The only part of this that's usual is the fact that she had the wills arranged, as well as the insurance policy.

If she is a black widow, then she's a seriously sloppy one. Which is just as welll...better a sloppy one caught on her first kill than a cunning one getting away with it for decades.

Posted by: Veryalda Relisys on January 31, 2004 03:42 PM

Call me when the black widow season starts.

I don't miss.

Posted by: bj on January 31, 2004 05:07 PM

Botox might have been cleaner: botulinus toxin, which is also a WMD, which our darling Kerry uses. I think all Presidents should be on at least one very strong poison.

Posted by: Ga-ne-sha on January 31, 2004 06:00 PM

Shit, talk about getting all your ducks in a row!

Posted by: becky on January 31, 2004 09:25 PM

It is never a mistake to say good-bye.

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