Gut Rumbles
 

January 06, 2004

my aching ass

Go read this shit and puke. (okay, there's a satire alert in here, but Howard Dean supporters actually speak this way.)

Got-dam! We have more people whining about "oppression" today that I can shake a stick at. Guess what, people? If we truly were oppressed, you whining moonbats would get one chance to open your mouths; then, you would be dragged off and shot in the night. That's the way real oppressors operate.

That crap doesn't happen in the USA, so stop saying that it does. I have to be fingerprinted to get a goddam driver's license in the state of Georgia, so stop the bullshit about THAT PROCEDURE being a violation of your human rights if you want to enter this country. You can look at the situation the same way I do.

I can choose to drive without a license and take my chances, or I can let the DMV have my prints. Simple choice for me. The cops took my fingerprints a long time ago, and one of those really nice arrest photos of me exists in a file somewhere. What the fuck do I care if they want to fingerprint me again?

I don't believe that I should be fingerprinted to get a driver's license, but I LIVE HERE. I can't recall a single terrorist attack launched from Effingham County, Georgia, unless you count the one where Bubba came home early from work and found his wife in bed with another man in their newly-purchased double-wide mobile home. Yeah, he shot them both, but they deserved it. It was a new double-wide, for crying out loud.

If you want to come here from somewhere else, cough up all the ID we ask for or stay the hell away. I had to get my goddam retirment papers notarized to satisfy a company that fired me after 24 years of working incredibly long and productive hours for them. Don't hand me that mule-puke about oppression in THIS country when we want your fucking fingerprints just so you can come here.

We have rules here. If we, as American citizens, disagree with those rules, we can change them at the ballot box (But I still stick to something I've said before: wimmen want MORE RULES, not fewer. We should repeal the goddam 19th amendment.). If you don't live here and you don't like our rules, stay home and go fuck yourself. Nobody asked you to come here.

Read some history. Watch the news. Get your head out of your ass. How many mass graves do we have in the USA? How many times has some ass-lick such as Alec Baldwin been hauled away to prison for suggesting (nay, INSISTING) that we stone a politician to death and kill his family?

Don't tell me about oppression. I've seen it in the segregated South of my youth and I've known Jews with tattoos on their arms. THAT'S OPPRESSION.

And if you can't tell the difference between oppression and a whine, you've never been oppressed.

Comments

Our government needs to do a lot more than what it's doing right now - our immigration and entry system, and our border security situation, are still in a horrible condition, and the Bush administration needs to do a lot more in this regard.

Unfortunately, they seem to be continuing upon the wrong path they've been on before.

This is not good...

Posted by: Aakash on January 6, 2004 06:35 PM

I only had two bitches about this policy: It took too long to implement this (better late than never, I guess), and it should apply to every country, not just non-European (and Japan).

Posted by: The Other Mike S. on January 6, 2004 07:00 PM

You forgot to say MY ACHING 'CRACKER' ASS!

Posted by: Captain Poopdeck on January 6, 2004 07:21 PM

These idiots think 'retaliating' by forcing Americans to undergo the same fingerprinting and photographing they are hurting the US?? Who needs whom more? Brazil could sink into the Pacific tomorrow and no one ('cept us Soccer lovers) would miss them. You don't like being photographed? Stay away...let's see how long that'll last. And yes, you do need to tell us what the hell you're doing in our country, just like we have to tell the Customs official what we're doing in Brazil when we come visit to ... well, get poontang.

Posted by: Phred on January 6, 2004 07:39 PM

Amen brother preach it. I have aunts and uncles that have those tat's

Posted by: jedimedic on January 6, 2004 07:39 PM

These idiots think 'retaliating' by forcing Americans to undergo the same fingerprinting and photographing they are hurting the US?? Who needs whom more? Brazil could sink into the Pacific tomorrow and no one ('cept us Soccer lovers) would miss them. You don't like being photographed? Stay away...let's see how long that'll last. And yes, you do need to tell us what the hell you're doing in our country, just like we have to tell the Customs official what we're doing in Brazil when we come visit to ... well, get poontang.

Posted by: Phred on January 6, 2004 07:39 PM

These idiots think 'retaliating' by forcing Americans to undergo the same fingerprinting and photographing they are hurting the US?? Who needs whom more? Brazil could sink into the Pacific tomorrow and no one ('cept us Soccer lovers) would miss them. You don't like being photographed? Stay away...let's see how long that'll last. And yes, you do need to tell us what the hell you're doing in our country, just like we have to tell the Customs official what we're doing in Brazil when we come visit to ... well, get poontang.

Posted by: Phred on January 6, 2004 07:39 PM

Oops, call me a Brazilian for the multiple oral ejaculations...sorry

Posted by: Phred on January 6, 2004 07:40 PM

The real oppressors are those who cry, "Oppression!" when there is none.

Posted by: Horse with no-- on January 6, 2004 07:54 PM

These people are pissing and moaning about being FINGERPRINTED??!?!?!

I had to get fingerprinted to get my fucking gun permit, and that is in DIRECT VIOLATION of the FUCKING SECOND AMENDMENT - my right to keep and bear arms was most certainly infringed by the multiple bullshit hoops I had to jump through to get a CCW in Massachusetts.

You don't want to be fingerprinted? Stay the fuck out.

Another country wants to fingerprint me? Fuck you and the shithole third world rock you crawled out from under. Let me know when you become important enough for terrorists to attack. Until then, shut your fucking piehole, continue to whore for US aid, and put your fucking index finger on the fucking pad.

Motherfuckers.

People sure chose the most bizarre shit to get all "help, help, I'm being repressed" over...

Posted by: Guy on January 6, 2004 08:17 PM

My boyfriend and I were talking about this earlier today. He is, after all, a Malaysian citizen, here (in America) on an F1 (student) visa. So all these new Homeland Security/Immigration/TSA/etc laws very much apply to him.

Even though this fingerprinting thing means he'll be scrutinized even more, and it'll take longer to get through immigration than ever before, he's not bothered by it. Because he has NOTHING to hide. He's not out to hurt anyone or anything. He's just here getting an education, and hopefully eventually getting a sponsor so he can live here permanently, and start a family. He loves this country.

We've discussed it with friends as well, and we've all come to the conclusion that anyone who does get upset, over something like being fingerprinted to come into our country, must be trying to hide something.

Israel is another country like us, in that it seems the world hates it (I don't), and terrorists seem hell bent on getting in and destroying it from within. If *I* went to Israel, I would EXPECT extra scrutiny, and measures such as fingerprinting, tracking, etc. For heavens sake, they are trying to PROTECT their people, and if you have no malicious intent, they are trying to protect you as well. Why get upset over something like that?

And I bet the same people who scream "I'M BEING REPRESSED!" are the same ones that would turn around and blame Homeland Security/TSA/etc for not doing ENOUGH to protect them...

It's enough to make you want to bang your head into a wall sometimes. :|

Posted by: Tina on January 6, 2004 11:37 PM

"Even when the Nazis killed millions of Jews, at least they didn’t fingerprint them before they did it."
Serious? This is like something out of The Onion. These ass-wipes are off the deep end. And it's an insult to all who experienced Nazi repression; anyone who hears this should be outraged.
These are the most ignorant people I've ever heard of.

Posted by: c-rod on January 6, 2004 11:50 PM

its not my country that has 13 000 murders a year
its not my country where for a 19yr old guns are almost easier to get than a glass of beer
So you know what?FUCK THE FINGERPRINTS and photos start to look into yourselves YOU ARE THE CRIMINALS OF THE WORLD BASTARDS!!!!!!!

Posted by: DSADADA on January 16, 2004 01:59 PM
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