Gut Rumbles

December 12, 2003

speaking of laughing

Have you ever seen something so funny that you literally doubled over laughing, holding your gut while tears streamed from your eyes and snot blew from your nose as you felt a small trickle of piss running down your leg? I am talking about serious laughter here.

I had that happen to me once in my parent's back yard. The entire family came over for a Sunday dinner and we went outside after the meal to play a game of lawn darts. I had my loyal companion, Wiggles, with me at the time. He probably was the ugliest dog ever created by genetic mutt-mutation, but I loved him and he loved me. I tied a red bandana around his neck when we went visiting, and he really was proud of dressing up that way.

My brother brought his dog, Plato, over to the house that day, too. Plato was mostly a hound dog and totally eat up with the dumbass at that stage of his puppy-life. My brother had tied a bandana around Plato's neck, too, but the dog kept running around as if it's ass were on fire and we had to stop pitching lawn darts a couple of times for fear of stabbing that crazy dog. The dumbfuck just liked to run while Wiggles curled up in the shade. My father was getting angry because of Plato's antics.

Plato finally ran fast enough and long enough that the bandana came off his neck and fell on the ground. Plato didn't notice what happened and just kept running, but Wiggles saw it. Wiggles got up, moseyed over to that bandana, hiked his leg and pissed all over it.

My father turned to my brother. "I believe that Wiggles just said what he thinks about your dog. The only reason he pissed on it first is because he beat me to it."

Yeah. I laughed about that.


My ol' dawg pissed on my daughter-in-law. Of course, I thought it was funny as hell. She was not amused. She hates my dawg.

Posted by: SwampWoman on December 12, 2003 12:20 AM

I spent an afternoon cleaning iced tea (spewed out in an involuntary guffaw) out of my keyboard after seeing this picture. Click the URL link, but swallow first! I think this came from Du Toit's site, so credit where it's due, and all that.

Posted by: El Capitan on December 12, 2003 07:04 AM

The most embarrassing thing I ever did while laughing was...
10th grade math class, this guy and a girl and I were talking about the Star Trek episode where beautiful girl robots had taken the crew prisoner, and they decided to overload the robots' control system with illogic. We were telling the girl about the part where the 'dead' Scotty suddenly jumps back up off the floor when I started laughing so hard, I cut loose with a 5-second bubbling fart. Volume and intensity in perfect phase with my laughing. Oh yeah, those were the days.

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Posted by: sexshop on January 1, 2004 09:39 AM

'Of course' is cyanide of the mind.

Posted by: Baron David on February 27, 2004 02:33 PM

There are no weird people - some just require more understanding.

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