December 10, 2003

Why would you want a man who sounds just like you? Oh. Never mind. I get it.

(That's a funny comment, Velociman.)

AM,
Of your eight requirements, I meet five of them and have never done three of them....

And just how many people are going to get "BR-549"

Bejus! I can see Jr. Samples in my head right now!

I got a busy signal.

Jim
Sloop New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Gaaaah! Now I'll have that stupid song running through my head all night, just after reading that phone number!

Oh, well. Might as well inflict it in y'all as well.

Gloom, despair, and agony on me!
Deep, dark depression, excessive misery! (WOE!)
If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all.
Gloom, despair, and agony on me!

I can't believe I still remember that song...

On a side note, those of us who took marching band in high school & college did not have to take Phys. Ed. We used to substitute the following for the 3rd verse...
"If it weren't for band, we'd have to take P.E.,
Gloom, despair, and agony on me!"

Damn, that was a good antidote for what ailed me. I needed that laugh!

Would you believe, my daughter has a CD called BR5-49? And it's damn funny, too... :)

I would volunteer, darling, but taking me to Jamaica would be like taking bread to a bakery.

*BOURBON SPEW* !!!!!!

Dammit, Baldisis ! Post a Drink Alert next time, mkay?

heh

Jim
Sloop New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Sorry! (heh)

Acidman was busy talking to me, when ya'll tried to call!

We were discussing my "qualifications." I haven't tried goat soup, but we didn't get to that one.

Actually meeting Acidman "in the flesh" takes an adventureous type of person, goat soup should be a breeze after that.

SHIT !

I finally got a connection. It was a 1-900 number.

Now I've got a $3.99 a minute charge on my bill.

I feel violated.

Jim
Sloop New Dawn
Galveston, TX

I've got two CDs by the band BR5-49. Coast to Coast nad Big Backyard Beat Show.

She's a humdinger!

All i get is a bizzy signal at BR-549........Enjoy the trip, mon!!

I haven't tried goat soup before, and don't have a fucking clue what BR- 549 is LOL, but can meet the rest of it.... Now if my boyfriend wouldn't mind, I would be all game!

What the heck is BR-549?

You forgot to mention 2 more important qualifications-Time & Passport- I pass them all in flying colors! How I've longed for a Jimmy Buffet moment!

Damn! If only I was single!

Damn it, I meet just about all of the qualifications, time, passport, over the legal age limit, high libido and very multi-O, but my husband would hunt me down if I applied. Oh the irony of life.

Ya don't need a passport to visit Jamacia. You can do that on a visa.

omigawd! I see Lulu....my eyes! make it stop!

I ain't got a dawg in this fight, but I am kinda curious about that sleepin' nekkid in the tropical paradise thang....anybody know if they got fire ants (fahr ants) down in Jamaica?

I reckon I could sleep nekkid in my backyard in Florida if I wanted to cuz I'm immune to skeeter bites (although the sand gnats and yeller flies are still troublesome) but I'm allergic to them damn fahr ants.

Y'all multiorgasmic yankee wimmen better toss the come-jump-me perfume and pack some heavy duty skeeter repellant.

This gave me a vis of the Cullhanes episode where the rock, with note attached came through the window........"Winders fixed cheep. Call BR-549."

I thought EVERYBODY remembered BR-549.

Apparently not.

Jeffina, it's kind of a joke. BR-549 (or BR5-49)was the phone number of a used car lot owned by Junior Samples, on an old comedy show called Hee Haw.

Crap, now I feel old. :)

It does not matter how slowly you go, so long as you do not stop.