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December 01, 2003people who taught me to writeI never had a teacher TEACH me to write. Many of them told me that my work was readable but they gave me no more than the rules of grammar. They never taught me to write. I don't know if anyone CAN teach that skill. I learned to write by reading a lot as a boy. Mark Twain and Jack London were the two best writers I remember from my youth, with Edgar Rice Burroughs a close third. I was severely scolded by a college English professor in class one day when I dared to suggest that E.R. Burroughs was a good writer. I was told immediately that Burroughs was a HACK. Still, I read every Tarzan book he wrote and most of the John Carter of Mars series and I didn't find a bummer in the bunch. I read Henry James, too, and I thought that HE SUCKED as a writer. Henry James, the long-winded, inarticulate bastard, is taught in English lit classes. But Edgar Rice Burroughs was a hack. Read them both, then go figure. I'll tell you who influenced my writing style. this guy did. He published a lot of stories in Playboy back when I was a teenager No Southern writer who is worth his salt can deny that this guy influenced him. He damn sure influenced me. He was as Southern as collard greens and a damn good writer. He could make you laugh out loud on one page of a book, then cry into your grits on the next page. I hated to see him go. I believe that I read everything he ever wrote. The last of my Big Three is this guy. I believe that I own every book he ever wrote and I read his newspaper column religiously. He may be the best humorist in the country today. I love the way his mind bounces off the wall like flubber. I've also read him when he becomes serious, and he can bring me to tears. That's good writing. I like this guy, too, but he doesn't qualify as a big influence on me. He's good, but he's just too yankee for me. There you have it: I learned to write and develop whatever style I have from reading Mark Twain, Jack London, Edgar Rice Burroughs, Jean Shepherd, Lewis Grizzard and Dave Barry. That's a pretty good bunch, don't you believe?
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My wife has every book E. R. Burroughs has ever written...I've yet to pick one up, but I will soon...one of the reasons she let me hit on her when I first met her was...that she was thinking ..."he sounds kinda like I imagined John Carter sounding like.."..of course...that was in a pub...in Scotland...so...I doubt I sound like a Virginian... Posted by: Eric on December 1, 2003 05:08 PM"Wanda Hickey's Night of Golden Memories" is a favorite book of mine. Jean Shepherd truly mastered the art of anecdotal musings. Posted by: Trish on December 1, 2003 06:36 PMWell, I'm with ya on the first three, that's for sure - have spent many happy hours in their company. I'd also Louis L'Amour to the list of supposed 'hack' writers who write damn good stuff. Posted by: Dan on December 1, 2003 07:27 PMMaybe E.R. Burroughs was a hack, but he was a successful hack. You can't be a successful hack without being a damn good writer. Not "literary stylist," writer!! By this definition, you'd have to include as hacks people like Arthur Conan Doyle and, arguably, Charles Dickens. Posted by: Steve Teeter on December 1, 2003 07:35 PMThank you for a list of authors which I will now explore. For some reason, maybe female, I've missed a few of these. I'll confess, I never saw a Playboy until after I was 21. But then I did discover Playgirl! Posted by: Ms Anna on December 1, 2003 08:03 PMI'm glad you have Grizzard on there. He was something else. But, you knew that. You knew I'd been reading him for years. I've always said that you remind me of him. Posted by: Da Goddess on December 1, 2003 08:04 PMAcidman, I'd say the teachers taught you HOW to write but not WHAT to write. Posted by: Ralph Gizzip on December 1, 2003 08:33 PMAny American can learn a thing or two from Hemingway, right? I didn't see the Lewis Grizzard link at first, and I was going to ask what you thought of him. After we left Georgia, my dad bought all his books, so I've been reading him since I was in my teens. Brilliant writer. Shame to lose him. Posted by: Max on December 2, 2003 07:38 AMi recommend to you cormac mccarthy. specifically, blood meridian and sutree. Posted by: Rob on December 2, 2003 07:41 AMLileks is Midwestern, not Yankee. Posted by: sugarmama on December 2, 2003 08:59 AMWell, if you consider a "Yankee" to be anything north of the Mason-Dixon line, Sugarmama, he is. Good choices on the list, Acidman. A lot of people have influenced my writing, but most of them are true-crime authors with a really small following, so I won't bore anybody by mentioing them here. But to your selections, I'd add Patrick McManus, who's written a series of semi-autobiographical books about his childhood. He's a hunter and fisherman, and his books all revolve around sport in one way or another. I think he's lost a little off his fastball now, but if you only read one of his books, try "They Shoot Canoes, Don't They?" Posted by: Ripper on December 2, 2003 02:11 PMThat should be "mentioning." Preview is my friend, aarrggh. . . Oh, BTW, McManus is a comedy writer, like Barry and Grizzard. Posted by: Ripper on December 2, 2003 02:13 PMI loved Shep...he made some great TV shows (and a memorable movie, too!), as well. I live a town over from his fictional "Hohmann, Indiana"...always running into his inspirations. Posted by: Rick on December 2, 2003 03:57 PMShepherd's "The Ferrari in the Bedroom" is another good one; that's in my bookcase, along with most of Grizzard's writings, as well as Dave Barry's. I also have "Real Ponies Don't Go Oink" by McManus and have read several others by him. One of my favorite writers in this genre is Shirley Jackson of "The Lottery" and "The Haunting of Hill House" fame. She wrote a couple of very funny books based on her private life as a wife and mother; "Life among the Savages" and "Raising Demons"....talk about having a gift with words. For political observational humor, no one beats P.J. O'Rourke. Posted by: Trish on December 2, 2003 05:54 PMI like the group. I would throw in Louis L'Amour. Read his westerns and you would swear you would see the same scenery if you took the trail his books take you on. He also has a common sensical approach to his characters. Posted by: Wichi Dude on December 2, 2003 07:35 PMAcidman, are you familiar with George MacDonald Fraser? He's famous for his "Flashman"series, but has written screenplays, too-the most famous was for "The Three Musketeers"(The Oliver Reed & Raquel Welch version). If you only read one of his books, I'd recommend "Quartered Safe Out Here"; it's his account of Life in the British Army during the battle for Burma in World War II. Good and sobering stuff. Posted by: Corey Keller on December 3, 2003 01:31 AMYep, pretty good bunch. :) Posted by: Joy on December 3, 2003 09:49 AMTo go to war with untrained people is tantamount to abandoning them. Posted by: Motley Laura on December 10, 2003 02:06 PMA solved puzzle is just a picture. Posted by: Neufeld Josh on December 10, 2003 02:06 PMThere is no end to the adventures we can have if we seek them with our eyes wide open. Posted by: elie d'avezac on December 20, 2003 06:32 PMHi...I´m just surfed in and want to say hello!
Just as a solid rock is not shaken by the storm, even so the wise are not affected by praise or blame. Posted by: Luckett Tiffanie on January 9, 2004 08:02 AMJohn Bradford, Encyclopedia of Word and Phrase Origins Posted by: Waller Lisa on March 17, 2004 02:08 AMSelf-imposed ignorance should disgust everyone. Post a comment
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