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November 26, 2003go figureI'll be damned! According to this post, Michael Moore admits to being a virgin until he was 32 years old. I am not surprised. Most prostitutes would blanch at the idea of screwing that fat fuck. If I try to get in touch with my feminine side and imagine that stinking, unwashed, unshaven tub of idiotic lard lying on top of ME, poking around with his tiny pecker like somebody who's been laid once in his miserable life, my skin crawls. Got-Damn! I could have nightmares for weeks from thinking about that scene. Michael Moore is not only fucked-up in the head. He looks like Fido's unwashed ass, too. Any woman who would screw him is desperate for what he can pay her or stoned on crack cocaine, or both. Bejus! Any woman willing to screw Michael Moore has to be willing to put on a Tijuana donkey-show at the same time and shoot ping-pong balls out of her pussy. You know, a really classy lady.
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Oh, Acidman. You just know how to wake up this lady, first thing in the morning. I may barf for the rest of the day, if I can't get that putrid picture out of my mind. I've got to remember your slow, strong hands, your kisses up and down my neck, the way my toes felt after your special attention. The way that not only my mouth, but my whole body tingles at just the thought of your special attention. Waking up in the middle of the night with my bottom snuggled up against Roscoe. I don't know whether to pant or sigh with longing. But my mouth, my body, is tingling and aching in special places. Posted by: Lady Mae on November 26, 2003 05:47 AMNo woman would beg for Moore.... Posted by: Brett on November 26, 2003 06:51 AMOh, BLECH. Thank you so very, very much for that picture Mr. Acidman sir. Now I have to go scrub my eyes with brillo pads to try and distract myself from the image that is burned into my brain. And Lady Mae, that was entirely too much information. :-) Posted by: Joanna L. on November 26, 2003 07:41 AMOdds are, Moore lost his virginity to Michael Jackson. Or, Jackoff's chimp. M.Moore will never know the warmth of words such as Lady Mae's in such a post. Never. Jim Just think .... if only you had your own blog! No I can't think such thoughts, I know of someone who has their eye on you. Posted by: Lady Mae on November 26, 2003 08:37 AMRob, Go and visit the blog called Little Tiny Lies he is talking about dating and the "rules" girls. This is what your second wife was. You misread Jennifers personality. It's not that she can wipe the slate clean it's that there never was one for her. Jenny Damn Rob! Tell us how you really feel about the SOB! I should be ticked off for that vile mental image, but then I thought... the perfect chick for Mikey would be Rosy O'Donnell How's that for a disgusting mental image? Posted by: DaveH on November 26, 2003 09:35 AMIs there any vindictiveness because of yours and Moore's opposing view on US gun law? Posted by: nickk on November 26, 2003 10:31 AMAccording to one of his earlier books, he really has the hots for Hilary. I can see it now....a threesome, Daveh! Posted by: SwampWoman on November 26, 2003 10:32 AMYurk! Nasty, nasty thoughts... Now, Moore and O'Donnell shouldn;t have sex for the wimple reason that bringing that much mass that close together at the earth's surface would cause the entioer planet to wobble dangerously. Posted by: J. Fielek on November 26, 2003 11:15 AMMy guess would be most women would prefer the donkey. It'd certainly smell better. Posted by: Mr. Lion on November 26, 2003 01:37 PMSounds like the next Survivor pilot. Mike Moore, Hillary, Jacko and Genghis Khan locked in a room with 15 pounds of Viagra and one harpoon Posted by: Bob Whaley on November 26, 2003 05:19 PMI think I dated her sister . . . Posted by: BJK on November 27, 2003 11:06 AMPost a comment
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