November 24, 2003
I worked around a lot of people who just seemed bound and determined to be assholes every chance they got. I often wondered what it feels like to get up in the morning, look at your face in the mirror as you shave and say, "I can't wait to go out and be the biggest asshole I can be today."
Some people do exactly that.
Most of them are closet bullies and power-hungry sycophants who suffer from wearing a small dick and experiencing premature ejaculation. That's MY humble opinion about them. If they had a real set of balls, they wouldn't stab people in the back. A real man doesn't have to be an asshole to make his point. A real man doesn't believe that he builds himself up by tearing someone else down. A real man looks his opponent in the eye when he has a beef.
Those cowardly fucks don't. A lot of them become successful politicians.
I know. The jackals got me.
Oh, how true !! MB has been done under by one or two of those abysmal critters. Fortunately, most times, she was able to wreak her revenge, although not always in timely fashion.
What's missing here is a good ol' 12 step program for 'em. You know: Assholes Anonymous".
Typical A.A. meeting?
" Hi everyone...um....I'm Karl, and I'm an ASSHOLE !"
AA group: "we already KNEW THAT, Karl....you ASSHOLE ! "
Nah, they'll never have a program for 'em.
Cause they're assholes.
Sloop New Dawn
what get's my goat is when assholes take all the credit, and none of the blame when something falls through...you know the type....the "delegators"....I told a guy the other day...."you wanna yell at ME?..hell, I've been yelled at by some of the finest human beings on the planet...and you think YOUR sorry ass has a right to raise YOUR voice to me?...I don't value my JOB enough to keep from cracking your fucking skull like a fucking ACORN if you try to intimidate me...so, I'll do MY job, and you do YOURS...".....he shut the hell up, and left me alone....some of these assholes just back down then they see that you are a REAL human being....and not someone that they can actually get away with bein' an asshole to...
The greatest assholes are those souls who take offense when none is intended.
I like Brett's answer.
I have to admit, right now, at this moment, I'm an agry person. But, I also have to think. Why would a person ever think that I said this?
ahHH, the answer. Because I didn't.
Earlier this evening, I talked myself into a situation. Someone took offense to it, (after overhearing my conversation with someone else), and thought I said something "completely different". I apologized.
That didn't work.
I specifically stated what I had said. That didn't work.
Okay, I'm being tolerant here. What do you think I said?
Answer: You attacked the person I love! Wrong! My answer: Don't ever put words in my mouth, that my mouth didn't speak. I won't tolerate that!
Change. You see, I could have gone further. But, I know myself. I can be very vindictive and hateful. I know how to take a person and their personal feeliings and wrap them all up and take them down. But, I chose not to do this. I think that's called self-control.
Case closed. No argument. Done. See you around the campus.
I used to have a real ASSHOLE supervisor. Finally found out through the grapevine that his wife wore the pants in his home. The only way he could assert his "manliness" was at work, showing his ass.
when I was working at McDonalds , I used to deal with assholes by acting like a blank wall . Their stinging and logical comments about my service was met with a dead stare and monotone responses . Eventually they would realize they're accomplishing nothing . AND THATS WHEN I"D SNEAK OUT AND BREAK THEIR CARS !!!
What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement?