November 06, 2003

skinny-dipping

Have you ever been skinny-dipping?

I have, more times than I can remember. I did it as a boy, I did it as a young man, and I still like to skinny-dip today. I hope I die as an 80 year-old man, nekkid in the water with beautiful young wimmen swimming nekkid around me.

I'm not all that fond of wearing clothes to begin with. I sleep nekkid every night. I blog nekkid most of the time. I go to nudist resorts and strut my butt in the wind. And I'm still willing to shuck my garments and jump in the water bare-assed any chance I get.

I don't like to skinny-dip in the ocean anymore, because I am afraid that some hungry fish will bite off my $36,000 bionic Roscoe. I don't want to dangle bait in front of predatory fish with sharp teeth. Predatory WIMMEN with nice bodkins, however, are a different story, and I'll dangle bait THEN... but, I digress.

Give me a lake, a swimming pool or a hot tub, and Acidman will get nekkid in the water. I like swimming with no clothes on. I believe that EVERYBODY should swim nekkid. Hell, most bathing suits worn by wimmen today aren't much more than dental floss and a crotch-cover anyway, so why not just cut to the chase? Get nekkid!

I find that nekkid people tend to be pretty much who they really are when you meet them. Put a gas-bag in a $1,000 suit and you never know WHO that person is. Just look at politicians today. Forget about having another Democrat Presidential debate. Just ask which ones ever went skinny-dipping.

That answer will tell you all you need to know.