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November 02, 2003

i'm back

If the magnitutde of my hangover is any indication, the blogger-meet in Dahlonega yesterday was a rip-roaring success. Buy stock in liquor and beer companies as soon as the market opens in the morning. I believe that those commodities are in short supply now. A severe dent in was put in the national reserve yesterday by a few dedicated consumers.

As one lovely lady phrased it, somewhere around 2:00 AM last night, "I can't believe this! You all seem to be intelligent, articulate people... but you drink like fish, smoke like freight trains and cuss like a bunch of sailors on shore leave. Why do you behave that way?"

"Fuck if I know."

"Hey! Pass that bottle over here, shithead! Stop hogging it all for yourself!"

"Who stole my goddam lighter? I want another cigarette!"

"The bathroom is THAT WAY. Crawl, you drunken asswipe. You might make it if you hurry, but you're NEVER going to WALK that far in the shape you're in."

"If you piss on the floor, I'm going to piss on YOU! I'm paying for this goddam cabin."

"Who stole my fucking lighter?"

You had to be there to appreciate it. At least I think so. I don't remember all of it myself.

Comments

..no kidding....that was some fairly serious boozing action....

Posted by: Eric on November 2, 2003 03:36 PM

Glad y'all had a good time. Welcome back.

Posted by: flax on November 2, 2003 03:39 PM

Yes, welcome back.

Posted by: Ms Anna on November 2, 2003 03:46 PM

welcome back!

Posted by: Anna on November 2, 2003 03:50 PM

Sounds like you had a hell of a good time; probaly the best thing you've done for yourself in ages !!

Posted by: MommaBear on November 2, 2003 04:11 PM

MB might try spelling it probably.

Posted by: MommaBear on November 2, 2003 04:12 PM

We also made it back alive and well and I think I have the lighter. Ga

Posted by: recondo32 on November 2, 2003 04:12 PM

I'm so jealous! How about one closer to Savannah next time so I can go? :)

Posted by: Gennie on November 2, 2003 04:35 PM

we don git thad trunk in dexas, i damntellya.

an ah'm sotally tober

not also as think as you drunk i am ! *hic*


Serioiusly, Rob, welcolme back. Glad a good time was had by all. No DWIs and everyone but the lighter made it home safely?

When your westard trip brings you Texas way, I'm hosting.

Jim

Sloop New Dawn
Galvetraz, TX

Posted by: Jim on November 2, 2003 05:17 PM

Did I say that, ALL of that?

Posted by: Angie on November 2, 2003 05:19 PM

Any plans for one up north? WAYYYYY north???
sounds like fun...although I had a bit of fun myself at a Halloween/Fantasia party.... :)

Posted by: Lisa on November 2, 2003 06:43 PM

Well, we temporarily lost a bag o' clothes, but they're on their way now. Thanks again Recondo and Georgia for waiting for us this morning.

Rob, what a hell of a time.

Let's do that every weekend. Heh.

Posted by: Adam on November 2, 2003 08:25 PM

Hmmmmm interesting !!!

Posted by: dzwonki polifoniczne on May 26, 2004 06:47 PM
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