Gut Rumbles
 

October 25, 2003

never again

I am NOT feeding Quinton and Jack McDonald's fast food and allowing them to drink Mountain Dew EVER again. Boy, did they get a case of ants in their pants after the football game today. I finally got them quieted down and asleep without the use of a baseball bat to the head, but it was nip and tuck for a while there.

Quinton tried to steal MY SEAT on the couch and I ran his little ass off of it. I put a tickle attack and a Wet Willie on him. He surrended to the Tall Dog and I got my seat back. He ended up wrapped in a blanket and hugging me while Jack sat on the floor and played with magnets.

I felt sorry for Jack. "You wanna get up here, too?" I asked.

"Are you going to tickle me, Mr. Rob?"

"That's for ME to know and YOU to find out, Jack. Do you want to get on the couch with Quinton and me?"

"Okay," he replied, and up he jumped. All was quiet for about 30 seconds and then Jack laid a juicy Wet Willie in my ear. As I was laying the Death of 1,000 Tickles on HIM, Quinton hit me from behind and juiced me AGAIN in the ear with another Wet Willie. Goddam! I was surrounded!

I had to subdue both of those hyper-caffeineated young men, sit on them and tickle until they both cried "UNCLE!" and then go find a dishrag to wipe the slobber out of my ears. Thank Bejus they finally fell asleep. I hope that they are not playing possum on me.

I am too old for this shit.

Comments

I can hear their laughter ringing in my ears.......

You're a lucky guy, Acidman. You have yourself a built in fan club

Posted by: Da Goddess on October 26, 2003 02:37 AM

Didn't I read/hear that Mountain Dew has twice the caffeine that a cup of coffe has?

Try Sprite or 7-up to keep the boys at normal boy level of energy.

If in doubt, read the label. It's usually the last ingredient in the list.

Posted by: Anna MS on October 26, 2003 06:32 AM

Quinton is a very lucky little boy. Jack is a very lucky little boy to live across the street and have someone like you willing to open your home and heart to him as well....
I love reading the Quinton/Jack/Rob posts...

Posted by: Lisa on October 26, 2003 07:28 AM

I have heard of "blue balls" have you ever heard of "red" ones?

I was babysitting a 2yearold this weekend.

He is a ball of fire and we love every minute.

Only this weekend he cried and cried, his willy turned red and I was in a panic, I have never raised boys. The on-call nurse at the hospital even thought I should bring him in.

When his Mom got here, she told me it was no big deal, he has an erection..

Is that normal?? I don't know much about babysitting boys.

Posted by: SASSY on October 26, 2003 08:25 AM

You are NEVER too old for that shit. Not doing that shit, is what MAKES you OLD. Enjoy it, before they decide THEY are too OLD to be doing that stuff.

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