Gut Rumbles
 

October 12, 2003

a nightmare

Jack fell out early, so Quinton and I watched the Georgia Bulldogs slaughter the Tennessee Volunteers last night. We sat on the floor and ate popcorn while making "woof! woof! woof!" noises and giving each other high-fives every time Georgia made a great play. Yes, I have taught my boy to bark like a DAWG!

I don't think Quinton had seen Georgia play before last night, but he is a huge fan of David Pollack now. Number 47 is his hero. That's a good thing.

Quinton told me a lot of tall stories and outright lies about how good HE is at football, until I mentioned that I have watched him play every game he's had this year. He just explained the facts away by saying he's gotten a lot better since that 28-0 game I watched last Tuesday. I'll accept his story. The boy just wants me to be proud of him. He's got nothing to worry about in that department. I AM proud of him, whether he plays football or not.

Bejus, but I miss him when he's gone. He is smart, he is good-looking and he is all boy. I love him so much that it makes my chest ache.

Yesterday, all the neighborhood kids came over to bug me. I was elected to play MATH GAMES with the little shits. Here's how THAT works. Take a line of seven children, all about the same age, and ask them "what is five plus three times nine?"

Quinton was first with the right answer almost every time. The boy is sharp.

He was still wired at midnight last night and I had to make him lay down and go to sleep. He always sleeps on the couch when he stays at the Crackerbox. I believe that he thinks his bedroom is haunted.

We went to Wal-Mart yesterday. I bought some essentials and a 25-inch Sanyo TV just because it was on sale for $149. I now have TWO televisions in my tiny living room. One is hooked up to the satellite dish and the other is hooked up to an antenna. I can multi-task now, which is a GOOD thing during football season.

I dreamed last night that I went to Caruso's in Dalonega on November First and nobody showed up for the blog-meet. It ended up with just me and Recondo 32 sitting there drinking beer. I did most of the drinking and he said, "See? I TOLD YOU nobody likes your Cracker ass."

I hope the blog-meet doesn't go the way it did in my dream.

Comments

I'll be there.

Posted by: Eric on October 12, 2003 07:12 AM

I thought Recondo's wifey was comin

Posted by: ken on October 12, 2003 07:13 AM

I'd like to be there....but I won't be able to. :(

Posted by: Gennie on October 12, 2003 08:27 AM

I talked to Recondo's lovely wife last night and she intends to arrive on Wednesday evening, which will give us a few days to go waterfall watching.

She wants to hike, and I'm going to hike her.

Posted by: Acidman on October 12, 2003 08:41 AM

Hike her skirt up, you mean.

Oh, and barring a fatal accident, I will be there.

Posted by: siso on October 12, 2003 08:43 AM

You know, after you talked about your dream of falling, that night I had a similar dream of falling. Damn realistic too!

Posted by: Jay Solo on October 12, 2003 01:52 PM

Send the extra small tv my way.

Posted by: Da Goddess on October 12, 2003 11:39 PM

Man, I couldn't help but smile hard. You're such a good father. Wish I had one like youse....

Posted by: dda on October 13, 2003 10:04 AM

Acidman,

It's David POLLACK. Surprised you haven't been deluged with Dawg email on that one.

Posted by: rivlax on October 13, 2003 10:38 AM

Are gadflies invited (I'm to slight to be a troll)?

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