Gut Rumbles
 

August 23, 2003

running for President

Howard Dean has promised to make every marriage work forever, even if it is homosexual, when he is elected.

Dick Gephardt has promised to repeal the law of gravity when he is elected.

John Kerry, who resembles a Frenchman even though he served in Vietnam, promises a chicken in every pot, plus FREE POTS when he is elected.

Joe Lieberman says WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE if we don't elect him.

I say vote for me.

Piss on being governor of a nut-bowl state. I want to be PRESIDENT.

Comments

At least we would know where you are coming from and probably where you could be headed.

Posted by: Laura on August 23, 2003 01:21 PM

And Condi as your running mate?

Posted by: Jay Solo on August 23, 2003 01:31 PM

You wouldn't need to resort to interns for companionship for Roscoe.

Posted by: Ernie G on August 23, 2003 01:35 PM

No, you want to be KING!

As do I. King for life of Curmudgistan!

Posted by: Nate on August 23, 2003 04:21 PM

Or if Condi's not available, Georffrey Allen.

Posted by: Jay Solo on August 23, 2003 04:25 PM

I dunno about the Acidman as President...

I'd prefer him in Ashcroft's job: Rob Smith, Attorney-General.

Crime would go down about 50%, moonshining up about 125%... which sounds about right.

Oh, and a mandatory gun in every household.

Yep... AG Smith.

Posted by: Kim du Toit on August 24, 2003 09:45 AM

dumbass. The French fought in Vietnam before the US did.

Posted by: JohnMill on September 8, 2003 09:12 PM

Hmmmmm interesting !!!

Posted by: polifoniczne dzwonki on May 25, 2004 08:27 PM
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