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August 22, 2003

Misogyeny? Who? Me?

I can't help it. This story reminds me of my bloodless cunt ex-wife. Wimmen do things like this. Regularly.

Kenneth Parker says he and his wife, Connie, always dreamed of winning the lottery but when the couple finally hit a $25 million jackpot, the 77-year-old Long Island man found out his wife's dreams didn't include him.

Just months after their February lottery win, the 74-year-old woman booted him from their new condo in Melville, refused to give him any money, and cut off contact with him, he charged yesterday.

Hell, the guy is fortunate. His wife didn't move an unemployed, dope-smoking lover into his house after she kicked him out. Mine did. AFTER she took control of all the money without letting me know, of course.

I feel betrayed," he said yesterday. "I couldn't believe she was doing this to me. I'm still bitter. I loved her."

"Betrayed... I couldn't believe... still bitter"...yeah, been there, done that. It hurts like hell, doesn't it? I'll never fully recover from the way my ex-wife treated me. Some scars never heal.

Connie Parker's lawyer later released a statement that called the husband's allegations a "mischaracterization" of the facts and said that her client was "anguished" by his allegations. But the lawyer would not address any specific claims.

"ANGUISHED?" Bloodless cunts have no feelings. I know that fact from first-hand experience. That's a goddam lawyer talking for a guilty client.

Soon, the neighbor who didn't want his name in the newspaper saw a woman moving alone into the home, leading him to wonder if Ken had died.

Told of the divorce, the neighbor said, "Women always have the upper hand."

Yeah, that's right. And the more bloodless they are the stronger hand they have.


Comments

I was going to comment that I felt sorry for the husband for marrying such a stone-cold snake of a bitch, and that the story sounds like something my mother would have done and taken his best friend with her, but since I think you might be a little down on women right now, I won't.

Posted by: Laura on August 22, 2003 08:16 PM

Ouch!

That has GOTTA hurt.

Posted by: Chablis on August 22, 2003 08:19 PM

Ouch says it all. Poor guy. And that woman is a bloodless wench. Some people...just makes you shake your head.

Of course, there's the other side too. But that's a LONG story, so won't get into it.

That wench should be taken out and shot, and that's coming from a girl proud to be called a Bitch.

This woman ain't no bitch, but she gives us Bitches a bad name.

She fits the description for cunt in my book.

Posted by: Gina on August 22, 2003 09:24 PM

Separate. Bank. Accounts. Words to live by.

Posted by: Mr. Lion on August 22, 2003 09:38 PM

At 77 years old, I wouldn't be concerned about "life in prison".

Not when balanced out by the good feeling I'd have seeing the look on her face as I leveled the 12 gauge at her while screaming, "WAS IT WORTH IT, DOUCHEBAG?!?!?!"

Posted by: Guy Montag on August 22, 2003 11:10 PM

Guy, you are a man after my own heart.

Posted by: Acidman on August 23, 2003 05:09 AM

Read that article in the NY Post yesterday, they had a picture inserted of the winning ticket. The BC told the reporter "she" picked the numbers...3 is the number of children I have, 5 members in my family, 29 is the year I was born, etc. Funny that the winning ticket has "QP" on it, meaning Quick Pick randomly generated by the Lotto machine. Lying bitch!

Posted by: jpd on August 23, 2003 10:47 AM

Eek---Don't use the 'C' word. It makes you look "common." :) Any other word is fine, just not THAT ONE! It's just not fair, there is not equivalent for the male. When I was raising the male child, the rule in the house was that he could use any word, if he used it with zest and properly--except that one. I have an ex-husband that I'd like a word for, but there just isn't one. Thanks for a great site.

Posted by: Katherine on August 23, 2003 01:45 PM

She's what 74, what the fuck is the point? Does she think she is going to get some young studmuffin with all her money? I hope she does, and croaks a day later!
Gawd, was I ever stupid when I left my ex, gave him pretty much everything! Nocking head on desk, nocking head on desk!

Posted by: Jennifer on August 23, 2003 06:17 PM

I don't use the word "cunt" unless the woman fully deserves it.

My ex-wife is a bloodless cunt. If that word offends you, kiss my Cracker ass, you delicate flower.

Posted by: Acidman on August 23, 2003 08:39 PM

Darling,

A word couldn't possibly offend me. Just supply me with an eloquent, equally descriptive male counterpart.

Oh, what does a 'Cracker ass' look like?

Luckily you and I both got lovely children from our lifeless spouses...

Signed,
A delicate flower...

Posted by: Katherine on August 24, 2003 12:44 AM

"never trust something that bleeds for a week and refuses to die"

nuff said.....(yes I still love and trust you dear)

Posted by: Mr. Bill on August 24, 2003 05:11 PM

"never trust something that bleeds for a week and refuses to die"

nuff said.....(yes I still love and trust you dear)

Posted by: Mr. Bill on August 24, 2003 05:11 PM

"never trust something that bleeds for a week and refuses to die"

nuff said.....(yes I still love and trust you dear)

Posted by: Mr. Bill on August 24, 2003 05:11 PM

Oh, come on Katherine, you've never called any man a dick?
Q.E.D

Posted by: brett on August 24, 2003 08:08 PM

Nope,
Doesn't have the same pizazz as the 'C' word, nor does it have the same energy. Yawn...We women need a fire word. Oh well...

Posted by: Katherine on August 25, 2003 05:23 PM

Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live.

Posted by: Pekar Kara Sherwood on May 3, 2004 02:20 PM
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