Gut Rumbles
 

August 13, 2003

dumbfuck

I seem to have rid myself of the worm, but I really don't know how I did it. I would call it a miracle, but I think that it was more like a massive download of everything I could find to counteract the bastard. My readers sent me a lot of advice with simple instructions.

I LIKE simple instructions.

Anyway, I seem to be okay now, at least as far as the blog goes. I ain't okay worth a shit in my personal life.

Anybody got a patch for that?

Comments

here is a patch that might help:

go to www.thenearestliquorstore.com.

buy ten cases of jack daniels.

store the ten cases in the pantry.

crack open one bottle.

take a deep gulp and feel the fire rumble in your gut.

repeat until you pass out.

if problem still remains tommorrow, re-apply patch.

this is a free patch courtesy of mr. helpful because, well, hell, i am nothing if not helpful, eh?

Posted by: mr. helpful on August 13, 2003 07:32 PM

Mr. Helpful beat me to it. I was going to suggest drowning yourself in bourbon until you passed out.

Sure, your troubles are still there the next day but you did only ask for a patch.

Now drink up!

Posted by: serenity on August 13, 2003 08:17 PM

I give up, I've drank too much and I'm horribly aware that nothing I say changes anything..
but you're asleep anyway...I think I'll join you
in (sleeping not person) Night, Trease

Posted by: Trease on August 13, 2003 10:48 PM

dats why they call me "mr. helpful" serenity

whenever there is someone in trouble, whenever there is helping hand, i am there...if i can find them that is...i'm not so good at directions...

heh heh heh

Posted by: mr. helpful on August 13, 2003 11:21 PM

Is Johney Walker any better than JD? Just asking!

Posted by: Jennifer on August 14, 2003 02:59 AM

I don't even think I'll touch this one.

Posted by: Da Goddess on August 14, 2003 04:05 AM

JW is a better dresser. You can see him each week on "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy."

Posted by: McGehee on August 14, 2003 05:37 AM

LOL!

Posted by: Jennifer on August 14, 2003 12:52 PM

Well, A-Man: part of it is your hardwired code and part of it is the software you've installed, willy-nilly, into your personal OS. One would have to spend a considerable amount of time analyzing all that to determine if a patch could be developed or if it would even help.

Of course, that might be kinda fun, don'tcha know.

:-)

Posted by: MommaBear on August 14, 2003 03:22 PM

Same here, I don't know what did it, but I downloaded the hell out of stuff and *poof* it's gone!

(I hope so anyway)

Posted by: Dawn on August 14, 2003 05:56 PM

Two patches to offer:

"Time heals all wounds"

"Time wounds all heels"

In the words of Lazarus Long-" I don't seek revenge on my enemies- I just outlive 'em"

Posted by: Phil Winsor on August 15, 2003 03:33 PM

I'd offer to patch you up, but you live a long ways away.

Posted by: drc on August 15, 2003 10:26 PM
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