August 13, 2003
I seem to have rid myself of the worm, but I really don't know how I did it. I would call it a miracle, but I think that it was more like a massive download of everything I could find to counteract the bastard. My readers sent me a lot of advice with simple instructions.
I LIKE simple instructions.
Anyway, I seem to be okay now, at least as far as the blog goes. I ain't okay worth a shit in my personal life.
Anybody got a patch for that?
here is a patch that might help:
go to www.thenearestliquorstore.com.
buy ten cases of jack daniels.
store the ten cases in the pantry.
crack open one bottle.
take a deep gulp and feel the fire rumble in your gut.
repeat until you pass out.
if problem still remains tommorrow, re-apply patch.
this is a free patch courtesy of mr. helpful because, well, hell, i am nothing if not helpful, eh?
Mr. Helpful beat me to it. I was going to suggest drowning yourself in bourbon until you passed out.
Sure, your troubles are still there the next day but you did only ask for a patch.
Now drink up!
I give up, I've drank too much and I'm horribly aware that nothing I say changes anything..
but you're asleep anyway...I think I'll join you
in (sleeping not person) Night, Trease
dats why they call me "mr. helpful" serenity
whenever there is someone in trouble, whenever there is helping hand, i am there...if i can find them that is...i'm not so good at directions...
heh heh heh
Is Johney Walker any better than JD? Just asking!
I don't even think I'll touch this one.
JW is a better dresser. You can see him each week on "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy."
Well, A-Man: part of it is your hardwired code and part of it is the software you've installed, willy-nilly, into your personal OS. One would have to spend a considerable amount of time analyzing all that to determine if a patch could be developed or if it would even help.
Of course, that might be kinda fun, don'tcha know.
Same here, I don't know what did it, but I downloaded the hell out of stuff and *poof* it's gone!
(I hope so anyway)
Two patches to offer:
"Time heals all wounds"
"Time wounds all heels"
In the words of Lazarus Long-" I don't seek revenge on my enemies- I just outlive 'em"
I'd offer to patch you up, but you live a long ways away.