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August 09, 2003

politically incorrect

I once was drinking beer with a DARK-SKINNED friend of mine (call him an African-American and you'd better to be ready to fight) after a round of golf and he was bitching about the grass in the rough. It was badass grass.

"It comes from Africa," I told him.

"Got-Damn! I KNEW IT!" he declared.

His children are named Susan and Anthony. He doesn't believe that he and his wife have any deep roots in Africa. They don't celebrate Kwaanza. They put up a Christmas tree the same way I do. He believes that he is an American. Period.

"The only good thing ever to come out of Africa was my forefather," my friend said. "Look at what we get now. Hurricanes. AIDS. That fucking grass in the rough. Nelson Mandela. Piss on Africa."

We went nine more holes and he ALMOST won back the money he owed me after the first eighteen. But he still had to slap leather at the end and pay for his perfidy.

"I'll get you NEXT TIME, ya goddam Cracker!" he promised, still nursing his wounded wallet.

I really liked playing golf with him. He's asked me several times lately to drag my clubs out of the garage and tee it up again, but I always say no. Shit, with my lack of practice, he'll beat me like a drum if I play him now. He's a good golfer.

My friend and I agree that a lot of bad things come out of Africa. But I submit that MORE bad things come out of California today. That is a fucked-up state. The citizens elected a governor that they KNEW wasn't worth a shit, then they want their own Magic Slate to erase that brain fart by recall.

Fuck 'em. You elected the asshole, now live with him for four years. I don't want this "Mulligan" mentality to spread. Most of the cancer that has eaten away the bedrock of this country came right out of granola-crunching, tree-hugging asswitted California, the certified nut-bowl of America.

I agree with the grouchy old cripple:

What really scares me is so much of what happens in this country starts in California. If this trend holds, in twenty years our country is doomed. And what is wrong with California is so obvious. The combination of liberalism and political correctness has so totally fucked up California, we would be better off just giving the state to Mexico. Fuck you California! You're just too fucked up for us to fuck with you.

I couldn't have said it better myself.

Comments

Amen, amen, amen. More than one conservative pundit has come out against this lunatic spectacle, and good on them.

For some reason (masochism?) I've been visiting in California during every election since 1998 and if *I* know that Grey Davis is a sleazy asshole, then no one is going to tell me that the zillions of voters didn't figure it out. If the GOP would find someone with brains during a REGULAR election instead of dorks like Simon and Campbell, MAYBE they could get their own asses elected the proper way.

Last time, it was "Riordan" (a decent candidate with an actual change) was too "left", not enough of a "real alternative"...so they went with bobohead Simon. NOW it's "it's Davis's fault that Riordan didn't win the primary". Bullshit. Like the rest of us, Californians got exactly what they voted for.

Posted by: Jane Finch on August 9, 2003 11:11 AM

chance not change.

Posted by: Jane Finch on August 9, 2003 11:11 AM

And people are leaving California in droves and coming here. Hope they leave the liberals behind as Arizona is basically conservative and it would be nice if it stays that way.

Posted by: mog on August 9, 2003 11:14 AM

Referenda, of which I consider recalls part, undermine the (little r) republican system by promoting the tyranny of the majority. A recent referendum here in FL amended the freakin state constitution to give pregnant pigs better housing!!! Another dictated school class size at great expense and in conflict with total lack of evidence of its efficacy. CA's prop 23 seemed to be the start of it all. One (seemingly) favorable result (23); much bullshit following.

Posted by: Larry on August 9, 2003 12:19 PM

Hmmmmm. Might've been prop 13. I'm old.

Posted by: Larry on August 9, 2003 12:21 PM

I don't think my dad and brother should have to suffer for the stupidity of the other 30 million Californians.

Posted by: McGehee on August 9, 2003 12:45 PM

20 yrs? That gimp is an optimist.Some poll a few yrs ago asked repsondents if they thought the US would still exsist in 100 yrs.
Something like 2/3's said "NO" which shows we know we have deep problems,but not the balls to deal with them.

And I pity whatever deluded idiot becomes the next CAli guv,he's a walking target.

Posted by: m on August 9, 2003 01:11 PM

This was once a great place to work, live, and play. Then all these asswits from New York and Massachusetts and Minnesota came out here, dragging their Schumer - Kennedy - Humphrey - Mondale collectivist mentality with them. If they'd all just go home, it would solve 50% of our problems.

As for me, a native Californian, I plan to get out of this place just as soon as I possibly can. And no, I do not plan on bringing any baggage from California with me except for the physical baggage like furniture and clothing and my pickup truck. This bear wants a new cave BADLY.

Posted by: bear, the (one each) on August 9, 2003 02:07 PM

Considering the in-the-crapper economy of the People's Republic of California largely effects the overall condition of the national economy, I say let them yank the bastard.

One less dimocrap in office is never a bad thing.

Posted by: Mr. Lion on August 9, 2003 03:18 PM

I grew up in Ca., it was a great state until we were invaded by the goddamn commies from the east coast. Wait till Ga. get's overrun by those creeps.

Posted by: curtis kreutzberg on August 9, 2003 04:50 PM

I've lived and voted in California most of my life (since 1978 anyway) and I did NOT vote for Gray Davis (he's a crook) and yes, I'll vote for the recall...if ya don't live here, shut the hell up, 'cause ya really don't know how bad it is here (it's a friggin disaster). I'd vote for my dog, Cody, over Gray, 'cause he'd do better. To tell the truth, I'd like to vote for McClintock ,but Arnie is gonna win; even tho I'm a somewhat conservative republican and
Arnie ain't, I'll vote for him...'cause he's gonna win and he's a "replubican" (ha), and as I said earlier, my dog.... hell, even my cat (sorry Rob) would be better that that slime GD.

Posted by: Muz on August 9, 2003 04:54 PM

Screw Davis, may the recall put the fear of god into many other imperial politicans.

Posted by: curtis kreutzberg on August 9, 2003 04:56 PM

I've lived and voted in California most of my life (since 1978 anyway) and I did NOT vote for Gray Davis (he's a crook) and yes, I'll vote for the recall...if ya don't live here, shut the hell up, 'cause ya really don't know how bad it is here (it's a friggin disaster). I'd vote for my dog, Cody, over Gray, 'cause he'd do better. To tell the truth, I'd like to vote for McClintock ,but Arnie is gonna get it; even tho I'm a somewhat conservative republican and
Arnie ain't, I'll vote for him...'cause he's gonna win and he's a "replubican" (ha), and as I said earlier, my dog.... hell, even my cat (sorry Rob) would be better that that slime GD.

Posted by: Muz on August 9, 2003 04:57 PM

I've lived and voted in California most of my life (since 1978 anyway) and I did NOT vote for Gray Davis (he's a crook) and yes, I'll vote for the recall...if ya don't live here, shut the hell up, 'cause ya really don't know how bad it is here (it's a friggin disaster). I'd vote for my dog, Cody, over Gray, 'cause he'd do better. To tell the truth, I'd like to vote for McClintock ,but Arnie is gonna get it; even tho I'm a somewhat conservative republican and
Arnie ain't, I'll vote for him...'cause he's gonna win and he's a "replubican" (ha), and as I said earlier, my dog.... hell, even my cat (sorry Rob) would be better that that slime GD.

Posted by: Muz on August 9, 2003 04:57 PM

sorry about the mutiple posts -
damn newbies....

Posted by: Muz on August 9, 2003 05:00 PM

Go play golf with him, ya cracker. You've been saying you wanted to get started again. So give him the chance to get some of his money back, and work on your game.

Posted by: shell on August 9, 2003 06:33 PM

So you don't like the tax revolt, term limits, or Ronald Reagan, all of which came from California?

The problem with California today is it has turned into a one party Democrat state. It didn't used to be that way. Thank god for the recall, intitiative, and referendum powers in the state constitution, put there almost 100 years ago. It's the only thing which give the people of Calfornia a tool to resist the depredations of the ruling Democratic Party oligarchy.

Posted by: Brad on August 10, 2003 05:12 AM

I agree with Muz, each and everytime he posted lol. I was raised a Masshole and got out when I could. It was all those damn yuppies that came from other states that ruined my hometown on the coast, ya like the ones from California and NewYork! I now live in CA. Love it and hate it! Didn't vote for Davis, would never vote for him! If ya don't live in it, shut the fuck up,cause ya don't have a clue!

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