August 01, 2003

please continue

Shell, what do you intend to do will all that crap you posted pictures of? I know what I would do with them. I would throw most of it away and grab a Gillette razor and a can of Foamy.

You get nekkid. I'll do the rest.

I'll leave you slick as an onion and rub lotion on you when I'm finished. Aloe cures everything. Feels good, too. No razor-burn, no rash and no stubble. And you won't need any of those goddam Inquisition torture instruments, either. I'll even paint your toenails red.

Just take your britches off.

I DARE YOU!!!