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July 27, 2003people I want to buy a nice dinnerI posted about how I walk up to wimmen that I don't know and ask them out to a nice dinner. My batting average isn't that bad by Major League Baseball standards, but I get shot down a lot, too. I can't blame the wimmen. They are TAUGHT to regard all men as potential rapists today. I miss social discourse. Therefore, I want to set my fantasy table and invite my blog-friends over for a nice dinner. I would like to cook the meal myself, but that's not important. I'll hire a caterer if it makes my guests happy. It'll take a big table to seat them all, but I can rent one of those from a local funeral home. I want sugarmama there, of course, but I'll give her a seat across the table from me, just so she knows I'm not out to grab her ass. I want dragonfly jenny and Da goddess sitting on either side of me, (Yes, ladies. I WILL attempt to grab your asses. You would be dissapointed at me if I didn't.) I want kim du toit to bring his lovely wife, Connie, and sit next to dax montana. Now THAT'S a frightening thought. That's why I'll put kim crawford across the table from Dax. Kim #2 can hold the Arnold Palmer autographed, telescoping golf-ball retriever and whack Dax in the head if he makes a move on Connie. It'll save Kim #1 the trouble of shooting Dax when Daxie gets froggy. Hell, it may save ME from getting shot. I'll make it a point to serve grits to the group captain because I know that he loves them so much. Shell already promised to show up barefooted and strut her toes at me. The grouchy old cripple is bringing the wine, and I'm keeping that letcherous bastard away from Sugarmama. I may throw Da Goddess at him just to see what he's made of. Heh, heh. No contest. Does that sound like a fine meal, or what? Comments
I'm in. And, you know, I think I'd even buy you a nice bottle of white zin to go with that dinner. Posted by: Da Goddess on July 27, 2003 10:18 PMSounds great. As long as you don't serve FISH! Tell ya what... our door is open to you. Let ME cook YOU dinner. You can bring a buddy along and have a "day at the range" with Kim. Dallas isn't that far from the crackerbox. We should make a plan. Our door is always open. We might be able to wrangle a bash with Rachel and Emperor Misha -- Kim would video tape THAT one. P.S. If you have to, you can invite that Grouchy Crippled Guy. Escrow closes in 3 weeks. Mark your calendars! Posted by: Mrs. du Toit on July 27, 2003 10:28 PMI guess I can just starve, eh? Posted by: Joni on July 27, 2003 10:35 PMI don't know about all women thinking every stranger that comes up to her is a potential rapist. Doesn't that usuall come AFTER a few dates? What I mean is sometimes, if not often, rapists are KNOWN to their victims, not strangers that walk up and pluck them off the street or leap out from behind bushes. Just a thought that popped into my head. I just DL'd a song that reminded me of you. It's one I hadn't heard in quite a while, either. Eddie Rabbit, "Step by Step." Give it a listen. Head over ot my site to grab. It will be gone by sundown tomorrow! Posted by: Joni on July 27, 2003 10:38 PMActually, that's a little bit of a mistatement about women "knowing" the rapist. It's a propaganda technique to make women think all men are scary and. Women "know" their rapists because they recognize the guy as the parking lot attendant, the bag boy at the grocery store, but not as an intimate. "Recognizing" and "knowing" are two different things. The stats state that the rapist was "known to" the woman (in roughly 70%+ of the cases), but she wasn't in a relationship with the person and he wasn't a friend. Posted by: Mrs. du Toit on July 28, 2003 12:17 AMCan I tend Bar? Posted by: Dax Montana on July 28, 2003 05:24 AMGuess MB and Joni will have to set up our own dinner table as a place to discuss all the people at the "head" table; audio would then be available on our respective sites to get the real lowdown on those "exalted invitees". We'd definitely need a bartender. Posted by: sugarmama on July 28, 2003 08:37 AMI'll bring the tequila and the extreme libertarian + environmental views! And of course I'll try to wear something suitably enticing to the Acidman sensibilities. Hey I'm 40, and I have no boobs to speak of, but I like to think I have a few good years left of being grabworthy in the ass region! ;) Posted by: dragonfly jenny on August 1, 2003 12:22 PMSeekers of truth invariably turn to lies. Posted by: Schlesinger Diana on February 28, 2004 01:12 AMAin't no disgrace to be poor - but might as well be. Posted by: Olsky Charles on May 3, 2004 10:25 AMIt's never right to say always, and always wrong to say never. Post a comment
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