July 23, 2003
if I were a woman
Maybe I am sick to think this way, but I've always wondered what kind of woman I would have made had I been born female. My brother should have been my SISTER. Maybe then I would have a better perspective on this question.
I grew up in a predominantly male household. I spent much of my life being terrified of wimmen because I didn't understand them. I STILL don't understand them, but I was cursed with lust in my heart and I laid a bunch of them during my guitar-playing career. I married two, lost two homes and two childrern as a result. What did I do after that?
I bought a DICK IMPLANT so that I can chase wimmen until I die. Tell me I'm not fucked up.
Yeah, I cuss wimmen a lot. But I am a damn fine one to do it, seeing how much I like their company.
I want to take a female companion to Charleston and feed her catfish, okra and fried green tomatoes, with a bottle of really nice wine. After that, we'll walk the Historic District, then we'll ride down to the Battery and see Fort Sumter. After that, we'll go back to the motel and fuck like wild dogs.
If I were a woman, I WOULD DO THAT!
It's a good thing I'm not a woman.
Who says you won't find a woman who would think that is a fine way to spend a week-end.
Speaking of fucking like wild dogs, when do you get to try out the new cyberdick?
You sound just like my husband - eat, get drunk, see some historic military stuff and have sex. Hmmm...maybe men ARE all alike after all...
If you were a woman, A-man, you'd be a drunken slut.
And a damned ugly one at that.
Ralph, that's what they made light switches .
Sounds pretty file way to spend a weekend to me. And chasing wimmen is in a man's blood, well most of them anyway. Pretty normal to me.
if i were a woman, my kids would be AWFULLY confused....heh heh heh
Sounds like a delightful way to pass time.
After that, I'd get a little wild and invite the dwarf and the goat and the black chick in the tutu in for some fun.
Add to that four neckties, an old iron bed, and a bottle of good wine... And in the morning, hot black coffee, biscuits and gravy, and orange juice?
Hmmm... Sounds like a plan to me.
Does it rain in the morning in Charleston? I love it when it rains in the morning. Gray rainy days are perfect Mating Weather.
And I don't begrudge you your feelings about wimmen. But it does pain me that an awfull lot of us don't know what we have or appreciate it when we have it. Ruins it for the rest of us.
There are some wimmen who do that, just not an awful lot of them.
There must be a woman in your area of the country who thinks that sounds like a great idea, give her a call, she'd probably be more than ready to go!
Acidman, I would have to agree with Ralph. No offense; but I don't think you would get much sex (looking as you do) if you were a woman. However, having said that, I can't imagine that you would blog with the same intensity if you were a woman.