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July 23, 2003

polar opposites

I posted my Ten Greatest American Wimmen below, but I want to finish this thread with the The Greatest, No-Good Bitches in American History.

1) Jane Fonda. That woman should be in jail for treason for what she did during the Vietnam War.

2) Rachael Carson. The Godmother of today's rabid environmentalist movement. She has the blood of MILLIONS on her hands for banning DDT. The woman ranks right up there with Hitler as a mass-murderer and her minions continue her work today.

3) Patsy Schroeder. She was an idiot, and seemed to believe that the only way she could be taken seriously was to develop a facial expression where she appeared to be perpetually constipated and trying to take a shit all the time while sucking on a particulary sour lemon. Thank Bejus that raving moonbat is out of politics now.

4) Hillary Clinton. Living a history of making excuses for having her husband fuck around on her like a wild mink has given her a senate seat. Prostitution is illegal in every state but Nevada, but New York elects those who practice the trade to high office.

5) Maxine Waters. That scowling gargoyle symbolizes everything that is wrong in Black America and she makes a career out of exploiting it. She is pathetic and people who vote for are, too. But she LIKES it that way.

Okay. I am finished ranting about wimmen now.

Comments

Where's Babs? Very well done on both lists, A-Man, but I would have included Babs, she is a modern day Jane Fonda with no point of reference.

Posted by: SASSY on July 23, 2003 06:45 PM

Where's Babs? Very well done on both lists, A-Man, but I would have included Babs, she is a modern day Jane Fonda with no point of reference.

Posted by: SASSY on July 23, 2003 06:45 PM

Sheeit, Rob -- you're never finished ranting about wimmen!

Beth: Joke.


Posted by: Hank on July 23, 2003 08:15 PM

Hillary may have her flaws, but she's smart and she knows how to play the game. The worst thing she ever did was try to cozy up to the public. She's not a warm public figure and doesn't need to be. You may abhor her policy positions, but be honest - if she were a man, would you really hate her as much?

Posted by: hope on July 23, 2003 10:31 PM

Hope, I have to agree with Acidman here about Hillary. She's an embarassment to women everywhere...she wants to have her cake and eat it too. And yes, I hate her almost as much as I hate that treasonous bastard she's married to. They're both lying, disgusting scum scraped from the very bottom of the evolutionary pool.

Posted by: Candy on July 23, 2003 11:00 PM

Great list. I'd throw on Eleanor Clift and bell hooks (or Bell Hooks--why should I humor her e.e. cummings capitalization fetish?), though admittedly neither of them has quite the influence of the others on your list. But they're still really fucking annoying. And LOUD.

Posted by: ilyka on July 24, 2003 09:05 AM

Give Hillary time and she may make the top of your list. She has waddled through the shit so many times and come out "clean" it's amazing. God help us if that beast ever runs for president (which I belive she has every intention of doing). The really scary part is how many people in this country would actually vote for her. Stupidity is not limited to New York!

Posted by: phil on July 24, 2003 02:51 PM

The penalty for treason during wartime is death. She should be tried for treason and if she is found guilty then she should be shot. Shot, I tell you, shot.

Posted by: zap branigan on July 24, 2003 10:11 PM
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