July 17, 2003
you like polls?
If you do, go take this one. I wanna read the answers.
I would take it myself, but MY STORY would get his ISP shut down.
At age 9, I picked up a dog by the hind legs and pushed him around like a vacuum cleaner. Remember, it all goes on your permanent record.
Oh, and one time, while ripped to the gills on mescaline and the pineal extract of the nine-banded armadillo, I discovered the key to interdimensional travel by listening... with my MIND... to Huey Lewis and the News' "If This Is It" for 43 consecutive hours. Try it if you dare.
No traction from the distaff side of the 'sphere. Damn. I bared my soul in expectation of some serious dirty girl reciprocity.
No way. Not now, not ever.
