July 17, 2003

hey... i'm still killing kittens!

Let's get one thing straight (which IS semi-straight now, and I can't make it go away). Even though I possessed a limp noodle for the past 21 months, I still could WHIP IT and achieve orgasm. So, I did. A LOT. (Hell, WHAT ELSE was I going to do with it?)

Now I discover that I've been reducing the cat population while pleasuring myself. I would do it again tonight and eradicate another kitten if I could stand to touch my sore member.

But I'm a pretty tough guy. If it means killing a cat, I may just have to grit my teeth and do it anyway.