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AboutAbout Me View My Guestbook  "The Bubba of Bombast!" If my blog does not meet your standards, then LOWER YOUR STANDARDS. Who the hell do you think you are, anyway?  SearchLinksSam's Art On Ebay What other people think of me: "... Angry bastard with guns." Kim du Toit " ...most opprobrious character..." Velociman "This is a man who truly cares about his health." steve h. "...read Rob's blog and believe every single word he says as the literal, handed-down-from-God truth."queenie "I've read his archives. Acidman's site is one of the most interesting blogs today." der stinker "...the Dark Lord of the Southeast... the Lord of Corrosion" Emperor Misha "...I’ll probably hate you or love you forever, but I won’t be indifferent..." baldilocks "...the virulent racist..." oliver willis "...absolutely the CHEESIEST Cracker I've ever met..."straight white guy ..."I like it when Pumpman says nice things about me over the weekend. " grouchy old Cripple ... "Acidman isn't Opie and Anthony's pet pussy." Laurence simon ..."Were Acidman paying me for psychiatric advice, I would suggest to him that he has a very strong Death Wish." bane ..."Acidman is almost pathologically truthful these days..."dustbury ... "I think a duel is in order..." feddie "I met the Lord of Gutrumbles and he is as fine a human being to spend time with as I could imagine.." pugs of war "Fuck you, Darlin'." Livey "These people could put a rugby club to shame.".... sam moore Bloggers I've Met (and some I've gotten drunk with) Dax Montana single southern guy straight white guy velocigod grouchy old cripple Da Goddess elisson zonker just christina oddybobo the confabulator who tends the fires raging dave Dog snot diaries parkway rest stop twisty boudicca's voice evil white guy bad juju catfish walrilla laughing wolf dizzy girl you bitch! Flynny mr. helpful just charming northwoodswoman cadillac tight frankensoul meanderings pugs of war mom's gone nuts shoe omnibus driver key monroe suburban blight kitten shooting Like Music? My friend Willy (no longer online) Good Stuff light and dark lil toni curses and chrome evilicious blonde erica's blog view from my window bend in the branch lemons and lollipops joni with the red toenails w.n. murphy moxie last one speaks rivrdog assrot wichi dude shadowscope two nervous dogs Chablis old and evil smoke on the water Charles Austin no nanny state Queenie the hungarian barbarian the boiling point naked villany neanderpundit dipnut mostly cajun Juggernuts on the patio uzi's musings Cal Tech Girl lopsided poopdeck it's a pundit the smallest minority bane the sandwich shop southern appeal red Georgia clay rosenblog old and evil KateSpot Dogs Don't Purr hoosierboy blackfive--the paratrooper of love circabellum florida cracker redneck ramblings this blog is full of crap desert cat dave munger New Revolution kim du toit Bill in peoria hog on ice roller coaster of hate Dennis the peasant xavier thoughts Ravenwood baldilocks yippie-ki-yay jay solo MR. LION rivrdog indigo insights IMAO ON THE THIRD hand More Good Stuff snug harbor just me irish whiskey66 blind chick racing alphecca moody mama caught in the x-fire Possumblog mad ogre beth donovan broad at bat no watermelons the fat guy baboon pirates north georgia dogma spleenville hi. I'm black. world wide rant Emperor Misha jim's spot Graumagus last man dancing bill quick rebel yell joanne jacobs the ville dean esmay cold fury right wing news the bitch girls ipse dixit country store bleeding brain DC Thornton between the coasts lobowalk medic mom sgt. hook Furriners I like tim blair daimnation whacking day keeskennis Cool Stops opinion journal drudge technorati overlawyered junk science number watch lucianne kausfiles Tall DogsinstapunditAndrew Sullivan vodkapundit samizdata den beste ArchivesMay 2004April 2004 March 2004 February 2004 January 2004 December 2003 November 2003 October 2003 September 2003 August 2003 July 2003 June 2003 May 2003 April 2003 March 2003 February 2003 January 2003 December 2002 November 2002 October 2002 September 2002 August 2002 July 2002 June 2002 May 2002 April 2002 March 2002 February 2002 January 2002 December 2001 ExtrasPDA Channel 
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July 10, 2003lured me with drugsMy doctor admitted today that the morphine shot to go yesterday was an attempt to make me stay in the hospital last light. "You are one of the VERY FEW who have that operation and want to go home as quickly as you did," he said. I didn't admit that the plan almost worked. That shot knocked me ass over teakettle. If Mom hadn't pulled up right to the front door so I had to take only three steps out of the wheelchair to hit the passenger seat, I would have fallen on my Cracker ass right there in the parking lot. They gave me the good shit. I was ALL fuh-eh-duh. I replied, "My Mom has a computer and she doesn't mind if I smoke on the back porch. You people won't let me get on the internet OR smoke." "Oh, yeah... you're that "blogger" guy, aren't you?" Yeah, I am that blogger guy. And THAT'S why I got the fuck out of there at 2:30 yesterday afternoon. I could blog and smoke after I escaped their evil clutches. They might have demerol and morphine, but I had drugs to go, in pill form. And Mom had a computer. That was a no-brainer in my book. I like blogging more than I like really good drugs, especially when you have to stay in a hospital to get them. Some things are more important than getting high, especially when you can do them and get high anyway. It makes perfect sense to me.
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Everything makes sense when you have happy pills. I am surprised to see you up and blogging so soon maybe you should leave you body to science! Posted by: SASSY on July 10, 2003 06:34 PMA-Man, I appreciate your candor. I haven't gone through this, but now I know what to do and what not to do. The United States Army wishes you all the best on a successful deployment at T-4 to T-6 (how we tracks weeks out, on a training calendar). We'll pray "God's Speed" that you don't miss SP (the start of that patrol). V/R Dan Posted by: Dan Mulcahy on July 10, 2003 06:54 PMTrust me, Dan. I STAY ahead of the curve. Posted by: Acidman on July 10, 2003 07:08 PMThe absolute no-smoking policies practiced by most medical facilities is an example of what my mama called the worst sin: intentional cruelty. If the helping professions feel virtuous imposing such policies upon sick people and their anxious relatives, I will not believe they are staffed by compassionate natures, and do not doubt they enjoy the exercise of forcing extra misery upon their customers. Posted by: Brett on July 11, 2003 09:01 AMGood point! This a great site - thanks. I like to blog too ;-) Posted by: Phentermine on November 11, 2003 10:40 PMI think you have made the web an art form with your site. Posted by: Prozac on November 13, 2003 11:37 PMThis is great, I just can't get enough of this site! Posted by: Phentermine on November 14, 2003 09:28 AMTremendous site - thanks. Would you like to perhaps work with me on a related project? Posted by: Phentermine on November 15, 2003 08:32 AMThanks for the site and some very useful reading! Is there an email address I can contact you about this? Regards Posted by: Adipex on November 17, 2003 02:27 AMTremendous site - thanks. Would you like to perhaps work with me on a related project? Posted by: Phentermine on November 17, 2003 05:33 AMThanks for the resource. Hi I really liked the site and would ask you a question! How do you blog your blog? If you don't know, please drop me an email. |