Gut Rumbles
 

July 09, 2003

I survived

Everything went well and I was out of the hospital at 2:30 this afternoon. They gave me a shot of morphene as a going-away present, so I don't have all my wits about me right now.

I DO, however, have ice-packs on my genitals. Roscoe and his two neighbors are quite sore. I go back to the doctor at 10:00 tomorrow to have the catheter and the dressing removed. I hope to get a set of Operating Instructions for my new toy then.

Thanks for all the encouraging comments and good wishes. I appreciate that.

Comments

Ouch...is all I have to say. Ouch.

Posted by: SageOne on July 9, 2003 03:21 PM

Glad it went well.

Enjoy that new toy.

Posted by: Angie on July 9, 2003 03:27 PM

Ouch!

Posted by: Debbi on July 9, 2003 03:30 PM

I've been checking hoping you'd update..I'm so glad to know you're home.
Rest up, I have a feeling you'll be busy soon enough..*w*..Trease

Posted by: Trease on July 9, 2003 03:39 PM

I'm glad the surgery went well, and hope things continue to go per plan. Keep the ice on and be careful with the meds!

Posted by: Barbara on July 9, 2003 03:40 PM

That morphine'll do ya, won't it? :D

Glad you're safe.

Posted by: kelley on July 9, 2003 03:42 PM

We want details!

Posted by: Mrs. du Toit on July 9, 2003 03:51 PM

~at least they gave you a going away present worth getting...hope all is well and here's to a speedy recovery!

Posted by: btezra on July 9, 2003 04:10 PM

Congrats on the new equipment. It's not often a guy gets a new erector set to play with.

Posted by: LittleA on July 9, 2003 04:13 PM

Congrats Acidman! Glad to hear you're back home and all went well!

Posted by: Maripat on July 9, 2003 04:30 PM

Glad that you're back home safe and in one piece. No peeking down below, and have someone tie your hands down tonight so you don't accidentally mess with yourself in your sleep (you're a guy, after all...)

Posted by: Patrick on July 9, 2003 04:34 PM

You must not have your wits about you--there isn't a drop of acid anywhere in that post!

Posted by: shell on July 9, 2003 05:08 PM

That's great! I knew you'd be fine. Thank you for letting us know you're okay. Go relax and get better. I imagine sitting down typing is painful, so worry about it later. You're home and okay. That's all I wanted to know...

Posted by: Stevie on July 9, 2003 05:11 PM

"wince" icepacks on your jimmy, I'll take your word it went good. Good luck...

Posted by: lip on July 9, 2003 05:16 PM

"We can rebuild him. We have the technology, we have the capability..."

Posted by: Velociman on July 9, 2003 05:19 PM

Does it have different settings? Like small, medium, large, and super size?

Posted by: Geoffrey on July 9, 2003 05:28 PM

Glad to know you're home. Morphine is SUCH a wonderful drug...you may still hurt like hell, but you sure don't care!!

Posted by: Kat on July 9, 2003 05:33 PM

Morphine doesn't last very long, a fact you probably have figured out by now. Hope the doc gave you something good like Percocet cause you're going to need it. Expect you'll hurt like hell for a few days but it does get better. You might want to wait for the incisions to heal before trying out your Pump and Play. Want it to be fun not painful.

Posted by: mog on July 9, 2003 06:01 PM

I'm so glad things went well big guy. Rest alot. I just realized now that you have a new toy..you'll be blogging alot less. Maybe you could start SexRumbles. What do you think?

Posted by: Dawn on July 9, 2003 06:11 PM

Glad to hear you are safe and sound and back at home. Get your rest and take it easy darling.

Posted by: Lori on July 9, 2003 06:14 PM

If you're feeling up to it (ha ha), could you do a little post on how the pump works. It's really interesting. Feel better.

Posted by: Marc on July 9, 2003 06:23 PM

So glad you are home safe...REST, now!!

Posted by: MommaBear on July 9, 2003 06:28 PM

Sure beats Darvocette!

Take it easy and get back to your old acidic self.

Posted by: DavidB on July 9, 2003 06:30 PM

You're a man Acidman...you don't need no steenkin' Instructions!

Posted by: Chablis on July 9, 2003 06:35 PM

What a guy won't do for a legal hit of morphine!

Posted by: Jane on July 9, 2003 06:41 PM

You're a better man than I...

Posted by: charles austin on July 9, 2003 06:53 PM

Now if you could just get it to transform.

Posted by: Ozrael on July 9, 2003 07:01 PM

IT'S ALIVE....IT'S ALIVE!!!

Posted by: toddk73 on July 9, 2003 07:26 PM

Glad to hear that all went well, A-man.

Posted by: Guy Montag on July 9, 2003 07:51 PM

Hide the wives and daughters...

Posted by: McGehee on July 9, 2003 07:51 PM

At least the conversation didn't go like this:

Doc: Hey, I have great news.
Acidman: My Johnson is BETTER than bionic?
Doc: No, but I just got a great deal on insurance.

Ugh. Sorry. I really AM glad you're doing all right.

Posted by: margi on July 9, 2003 08:08 PM

Morphine ain't for shit! Give me Dilaudid or give me death!

Anyway, take it easy and rest up. You've got big things ahead of you.

Posted by: Ralph Gizzip on July 9, 2003 08:14 PM

This Roscoe brought to you by western medical technology.

Cool.

Posted by: Mr. Lion on July 9, 2003 08:16 PM

Glad all went well! Play nice now........;)

Posted by: Cyn on July 9, 2003 08:23 PM

I get first dibs, on your post-op statements that is.

Posted by: Dawn on July 9, 2003 08:30 PM

Congratulations on the new boy. Count your blessings. It's hard to beat a sore Roscoe.

Posted by: Phil on July 9, 2003 08:34 PM

Hope the recovery goes quickly and uneventfully.

Posted by: bear, the (one each) on July 9, 2003 09:11 PM

Hope the recovery goes quickly and uneventfully.

Posted by: bear, the (one each) on July 9, 2003 09:12 PM

Hey Acidman....... "How's it hangin?"
I cannot think of a more appropiate time to ask that question.

Posted by: jpd on July 9, 2003 09:17 PM

I'm amazed they let you go home the same day......and that you are blogging!! Alan had to stay in the hospital for 2 nights, and even when he came home he was not in any shape to get on the computer (but he is diabetic so that makes things a bit different.)
I'm glad it all went well, and hope you have a speedy recovery so you can use your new toy soon! Best wishes and good thoughts.

Posted by: DogsDontPurr on July 9, 2003 10:21 PM

Hanging? I think hanging is the last thing you want right now,

Welcome home. Get some rest. We'll still be here when you get back.

Glorybbb

Posted by: Glorybbb on July 9, 2003 10:27 PM

Morphine? What a miracle drug! I've had only one shot in my 56 years and that was to kill a back muscle pull. Miraculous stuff, it is. Glad to know your surgery went well. Here's hoping it's outcome is everything you hoped for.

Posted by: Kathy on July 9, 2003 10:37 PM

As soon as it heals, go out and see if you can lift a bucket of water with it. :-)

Glad it went well. Looking forward to a progress report when you get to "let the clutch out".

Posted by: Keith on July 9, 2003 10:59 PM

I'm glad it seemed to go well...it must have, if you're online already! I hope things continue to improve, and try not to be too manly about it. The drugs won't do any good in the bottle!

Posted by: Candy on July 9, 2003 11:08 PM

Glad to have you back. :)

Posted by: Gennie on July 9, 2003 11:35 PM

Dude!

Glad to see you're out.

The all important question is: how long before you can take it for a test drive?

Posted by: Lionel Mandrake on July 10, 2003 01:54 AM

You're out and blogging already? Man, you got more balls than me.

Congratulations on your new toy.

Posted by: serenity on July 10, 2003 07:13 AM

I want the details too, but NOT photographic illustrations.

Posted by: sugarmama on July 10, 2003 08:37 AM

Two comments that I think are appropriate at this time:

1) Has anyone else noticed how many "wimmin" have left comments for the Acidman? Just askin' ...

2) Dawn has a great idea for a new blog for the Acidman ... but the name needs some work. How about RoscoeRumbles?

Just thinkin" ...

Posted by: The Parson on July 10, 2003 08:37 AM

Speak for yo'self, Sugarmama...;-)! (LOL)

Posted by: stevie on July 10, 2003 10:38 AM

Just occured to me-that's usually what "I" means, ain't it? (Blonde moment-'scuse me...)

Posted by: stevie on July 10, 2003 10:40 AM

You're a brave man; I wish you the best.

Posted by: Stuart on July 10, 2003 11:02 AM

Glad you're out and improving, um, Robodick?

Posted by: Larry on July 10, 2003 05:00 PM

Yay! BionicAcidMan! W00t! Oh, and get lots of bags of frozen peas. Trust me. I'm an expert at recovering from various sorts of post-op ;->

Posted by: inkgrrl on July 10, 2003 08:14 PM

BUYA!

Great stuff, Robocock! (I say that in the most complimentary way. You're officially still one of the toughest sons-of-bitches still drawing breath. :) )

Posted by: trevalyan on July 10, 2003 10:47 PM
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