Gut Rumbles
 

July 04, 2003

ass over teakettle

I just fell down in my garage. It wasn't a pretty fall, either. I was dragging my riding lawn mower inside and not looking behind me, and I tripped on a box of some shit I haven't unpacked since I moved into the Crackerbox. I fell square on my ass and sprawled on the concrete.

It didn't hurt, but it made me feel ridiculous. I once was a nimble man. No goddam box full of unopened shit could have taken ME in my prime. But it can today.

I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. I did neither. I got up, finished pulling the lawn mower into the garage and poured myself a glass of wine. Old man, fall down. On the sofa this time.

Comments

Now, why do I hear the Dick Van Dyke Show theme song in my head?

Posted by: stevie on July 4, 2003 10:14 PM

Well, just think of it this way (with my 30th coming up REALLY fast, everyone keeps telling me I'm getting old....)

GETTING OLD BEATS THE FUCK OUTTA THE ALTERNATIVE....

you either age or you die. That's it. No other options.

Posted by: Jim S on July 8, 2003 04:06 PM

Hmmmmm interesting !!!

Posted by: dzwonki polifoniczne on May 25, 2004 11:27 PM
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