Gut Rumbles
 

June 28, 2003

soooo... 10 minutes ago

I'm going to do something I almost NEVER do. I'm going to put down my chainsaw an offer an olive branch to a certain blogger that I got into a pissing contest with. I don't remember what stoked my fires at the time, but I grabbed the ball of passion and ran with it, whether it was a good idea or not.

I kinda, sorta, almost regret doing that now. Kate is not bad as wimmen go, and I did no great credit to maledom by showing my ass the way I did.

Am I about to apoligize? FUCK NO! I remain an unrepentant, loud-mouthed, braying jackass and I am PROUD of that fact. I just should have trained my big guns elsewhere at the time.

Uhhh... can we call it a "friendly fire" incident and forget about it?

This post will ping you, Kate. It's your call.

Comments

Well, it looks like Kate has chosen not to respond. SO FUCK HER. She's probably busy licking her dad's cock. Fucking cunt.

Posted by: ACIDMAN on June 28, 2003 02:36 PM

Uh, maybe you should've checked your TrackBack...

Posted by: McGehee on June 28, 2003 03:40 PM

I thought you grabbed the BALLS of passion.

Posted by: sugarmama on June 28, 2003 04:50 PM

Yeah, I'd check her site out. She actually DID respond. I don't know if her answer stands after the whole "dad's cock" thing, though.

Posted by: estella on June 28, 2003 05:15 PM

After all that, all you get back is one word?
PPPFFFTTT.

Being a female, the way I've always looked at altercations between men and women is this:

Never hit a lady. However, if said "lady" wants to stand toe-to-toe with a man and TRY to jack his jaw, she's got to expect to get jacked back.

And-if someone like ACIDMAN offers an apology and ya give any kinda of a crap at all, you respond-quickly, loudly and with as much passion as you fought him with in the first place.
Not to even mention the fact that to be in a pissing contest implies that there were at least two "pissers" and both have to be upping the stakes at every turn. So.......
where's the other apology? One word does not an apology make-especially when more than one word was used to create the situation AND the one word is not "sorry".


Posted by: stevie on June 28, 2003 05:42 PM

See that first comment? That is a fucking troll using my name. If I could get my hands on the spineless bastard, I would pull his tongue out through his well-drilled asshole and strangle him with it.

What makes people like that people like that?

Posted by: Acidman on June 28, 2003 06:05 PM

Inbreeding? To the nth degree?

Posted by: stevie on June 28, 2003 06:43 PM

Sorry, Rob. I should've known better.

Posted by: McGehee on June 28, 2003 08:36 PM

Right, Kevin. The only person I EVER call a cunt is my ex-wife. She deserves the title.

And the day I start talking about oral incest is the day I need to be dragged off and shot. I am offensive, but I am not a maggot.

My troll is.

Posted by: Acidman on June 28, 2003 09:03 PM

Does this mean you will not be covering Kate's airfare to the Great Southern Blogfest in Savannah? I'd kinda promised her you would.

Posted by: Velociman on June 28, 2003 10:58 PM

Rob, I kind of feel like I'm in a Catch-22 here, because you've never told me specifically what upset you in the first place. I wrote you once and told you what I suspected to be the cause, and when I read your above sentence "I just should have trained my big guns elsewhere at the time", it seems to confirm my suspicions that this all started with a third-party. At the same time, since I don't know whether it was caused by something another said, or something that I did, or a combination of both, I'm concerned that the situation may repeat itself. I really don't want that.

I told you once in an e-mail that the only thing that upset me about the whole incident was that you and I never discussed with each other whatever it was you were mad about. Had we done so, maybe all of this could've been avoided. When you got upset with me, I felt blindsided because I had no idea you were angry with me at all. One day we were cutting jokes, the next day you were calling me a bloodless, well... that word you used, which I hate. I'm certain you can sympathize with how awful it feels to not know what I did wrong, to not know what I need to apologize for, and to not know how to avoid causing the incident to repeat itself.

Whatever it was, Rob, I never would've done something to intentionally offend or disparage you, and I am very sorry if I did. I am also sorry that when I felt blindsided, I struck back as viciously as I did. That was quite tacky of me, and I am ashamed that I behaved in such a fashion. You've encouraged me since day one when I wandered into the blogosphere, and I would never have taken the first step to setting up a blog were it not for the time you took out of your busy life to send me that first e-mail telling me that I should. If I failed to convey my gratitude, or to express to you how much it meant to me, please forgive me.

I hope that at some point, privately, you'll let me know what I did that upset you so I can make sure it doesn't happen again. In the meantime, though, thanks for calling off the war. But for now, since I've thoroughly exhausted every nice bone in my body, I am going to go plow my way to the bottom of a bottle of wine. White zin, in your honor. (And because the liquor store was out of vodka.)

The only thing that could make me happier right now than having put this whole thing behind us would be to locate that little troll in your comment section so I could christen him into proper blog behavior by cracking the empty bottle over his head. (If you're so inclined, feel free to e-mail me his IP. I'm rather interested in seeing if it matches up with the IP of a certain someone who trolled my comments a while back.)

Posted by: Venomous Kate on June 29, 2003 01:06 AM

Yeah, the "c" word is pretty dastardly.

Here's the poopsheet on the idiot:

http://profiles.yahoo.com/acidman

He lives in Florida, is fat and has (or at least pines for) a Suzuki. (Not even enough class to lust for a Hawg, sheesh!)

Duane Davidson. Married. Prolly in his own private hell. We should all just leave him to it. Meanwhile, however, I'd share his IP address so we can ALL ban him from our blogs. I'm pretty sure he posted in mine a few months ago and I'm fairly sure I banned him.

Posted by: Joni on June 29, 2003 02:45 AM

Gawd! A fat Suzuki boy! I should have known... whatta fucking loser.

Posted by: Acidman on June 29, 2003 05:32 AM

Kate- Wow.

Joni-Since we now know who the stupid troll is, what can be done about (to) him?

Posted by: stevie on June 29, 2003 05:35 AM

I found an address and phone number. Also, where he works...

Posted by: stevie on June 29, 2003 07:01 AM

Not sure what's going on here, but you guys have me mixed up with somebody messing with you.

I just got this email from somebody calling themselves acidman.

So before you go do anything stupid, think about it.

Thanks,


COPY OF EMAIL:


From: "Acidman" | This is spam | Add to Address Book
To: acidman@yahoo.com
Subject: Re: [Gut Rumbles] New Comment Posted to 'soooo... 10 minutes ago'
Date: Sat, 28 Jun 2003 18:59:49 -0400


Asshole. You make your whore mama proud, troll.

The REAL Acidman

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> A new comment has been posted on your blog Gut Rumbles, on
> entry #2900 (soooo... 10 minutes ago).
>
> http://www.gutrumbles.com/mt/mt-comments.cgi?entry_id=2900
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> IP Address: 162.84.148.21
> Name: ACIDMAN
> Email Address: acidman@yahoo.com
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> Well, it looks like Kate has chosen not to respond. SO FUCK HER.
She's
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Posted by: Duane Davidson on June 30, 2003 01:55 PM


Well do I get an apology here from you people or do I need to turn it up a bit??

I was threated WITH A GUN via email and have never been here before.

I was called names in another email.

Here, you people want to 'do something' to me.

Great Americans you are. Threaten me by email. You have no idea what kind of a guy I am. So jerk uses MY email address and you people just jump on the plank.

And 'i' am a loser for riding a suzuki?? My friend that is one of 3 bikes I own. Get a grip!

10 years in the military every combat interaction from 82 to 92...I was in.

You other people just jumped on me calling me names because of what I had in my profile.

I'm NOT THE GUY. you wish to hang like a posse.

Do you not think I can find anyone of YOUR addresses??

Do you not think that if I were going to flame anyone I would have removed my info from Yahoo??


I've had that yahoo id SINCE THE BEGINNING OF YAHOO and I got it from the military. Its not just some internet toiugh guy name that nobody knows me as in the REAL world.


Now..for the better of all...apologize and say that none of you intend to do physical harm to me OR my family 'HERE' and I'll call it quits and you'll never hear from me again.

After that, you people can go on with your lives and "blog" away.

For cryin out loud...I don't even know what a BLOG is!

THINK BEFORE YOU ACT NEXT TIME.

Posted by: Me again (Duane) on June 30, 2003 07:05 PM

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