Gut Rumbles
 

June 07, 2003

Improve your vocabulary

Learn THESE new words.

Refundigasm: A "tax refund" from the government when you didn't pay any taxes.

Allthemoneypeea: the repetitive, melodic sound of politicians and news media talking about your well-deserved "tax refund" when you didn't pay any taxes.

Squank: the combination of pig-noises and chicken-squawks that politicians make when they want to hand out welfare checks and the people who want the "free money" join in on the chorus.

Deficititus: What happens when taxpayers get to keep some of their own money.

Whoremoniousness: What happens when politicians hand out checks to people who don't pay taxes and call it a "tax refund."

Assholery: Politicians, news reporters and citizens who don't recognize or respond to Whoremoniousness when they see it.

Rapewalletry: What already happens to every taxpayer in America, even BEFORE politicians give your money to people who don't pay taxes.

France: What we are trying to become by redistributing wealth, financing unemployment and allowing Dennis Kochinich to run for President.

Smokewittery: The maniacal urge to ban things that you don't like.

Dumbocracy: What this nation has become, because we allowed all of the above to happen.

Where is the Carnival this week? That's going to be my entry. (idea shamelessly borrowed but not stolen from here. I didn't copy his stuff, although some of it is pretty cool. "Ignoranus" is a good one! ).

Comments

Overtaken By Events, it appears, for the 11th. It will make a good entry.

Posted by: Jay Solo on June 7, 2003 12:19 PM

Good choice, as the man himself might say...

heh.

Posted by: Marc on June 7, 2003 12:22 PM

I'm betting I miss a lot of good material by not being able to read dark blogs!!! Too sad.

Posted by: Indigo on June 7, 2003 12:32 PM

analirocity = the act of walking around with your head up your ass.

Posted by: quark2 on June 7, 2003 12:52 PM

Indigo: what browser are you using, luv?

Posted by: MommaBear on June 7, 2003 01:21 PM

And, again....you're good, Acidman.

You've managed to make me feel up to 90% better....so far.


(Still giggling....)

Posted by: stevie on June 7, 2003 02:45 PM

One other definition:

Optirectomy: Having a glass plate surgecally implanted in your belly so that you can see with your head up your ass.

One point. The Dems are complaining about the deficit that we are going to get because of the tax cut. I wonder it they realize that it costs them up to $400 for each taxpayer because they refund that from the taxes paid, but the giveaways cost $800 each because they never paid the $400 in the first place, but get $400 back anyway..

Posted by: Dan on June 7, 2003 05:46 PM

What's a few billion here and there? Bush stole the election.

Posted by: Acidman on June 7, 2003 06:06 PM

A billion here; a billion there; pretty soon you're talking about real money. Anyone remember who said that?

Posted by: Larry on June 7, 2003 06:14 PM

Everett Dirksen.

As my blogmotto says, it's being right that's embarrassing.

<blush>

Posted by: McGehee on June 8, 2003 08:36 AM

Hmmmmm interesting !!!

Posted by: dzwonki polifoniczne on May 26, 2004 05:10 PM
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