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May 29, 2003foolish hobgoblinsI lied last night. I am going to hold one more episode of Blog Survivor with a change in the rules. Wasn't it W.C Fields who said, "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds?" Or was that Jesus? I don't remember exactly who said it, but I try NEVER to be foolishly consistent. So, I AM GOING TO NAME THE CONTESTANTS tonight, because they have ALL BEGGED to be publicly and ceremoniously whacked from their position of high fidelity and esteem on my blogroll. Ungrateful shits. Here they are: In the blue corner, we have dawn Olsen, wearing nothing but a smile and petting a cute little pussy. I want to kill that kitten before it grows up to be a cat. In the red corner, we have laurence simon, strapped into one of those straight-jacket-with-wheels contraptions that law-enforcement people used to transport Hannibal Lecter in Silence of the Lambs. He's bound, gagged and wearing a Jason-like hockey mask, but he still looks dangerous to me. In the polka-dot corner, we have michele, wearing blue shorts, a green shirt and no bra. Those free-swing titties look lethal to me. If she can't kill her opponents with sheer tastelessness, she will slay them with boobage. Okay, people. There you have the In another break with foolish consistency, I have cancelled the "None of the Above" option and substituted "ALL of the Above" in its place. And I won't count any votes that come from the contestants themselves. I want this to be a true "People's Choice." I'm really into that Democracy, Whiskey, Sexy stuff. Especially that "Whiskey" part. Comments
Remember when I said I either want to kill you or fuck you? Watcha doing tonight? Posted by: michele on May 29, 2003 05:31 PMHmmm... All of the above sounds intriguing. Posted by: Jay Solo on May 29, 2003 05:45 PMGotta be Michele Posted by: craig henry on May 29, 2003 06:07 PMLaurence - he's becoming a real wuss. Lately it's all cats and herb gardens. I'm thinking about seeing if I can find some SARS virus. He was really manic earlier this year when he was on antibiotics and codeine. Dawn Olsen. Patty, Laurence is UGLY! He NEEDS the mask, whether he's sick or not. Just cover up some of that FACE! He sure was a pussy about being sick, wasn't he? That's what happens when you spend too much time adoring cats. Posted by: Acidman on May 29, 2003 06:23 PMDawn Olsen Posted by: Kat on May 29, 2003 06:30 PMAll the Above! Posted by: Dax Montana on May 29, 2003 06:36 PMIt was Emerson, and he was a sloppy thinker. Posted by: Brett on May 29, 2003 06:38 PMI'll go with Mommabear and Kat for 500 Alex! Posted by: Marcl on May 29, 2003 06:44 PMBrett, don't you DARE insult R. Waldo. Posted by: Acidman on May 29, 2003 06:44 PMWhy not, Acidman? He was a damn yankee, wasn't he? Besides, and accurate characterization isn't an insult, it's the truth! Posted by: Brett on May 29, 2003 06:54 PM1. A-man was never a Yankee. You said titties, not tittles. Does that mean something signifigant? Ha! I mean, does that make it a stronger statement? Posted by: pw101 on May 29, 2003 07:16 PMCrap....how about a write-in vote of DR FRANK IF HE DOESN"T GET THE HELL OFF BLOGSPOT.? Damn, Jane... like I ever claimed to be anything ELSE but a pathetic human being? Posted by: Acidman on May 29, 2003 07:52 PMAll of the above! If it blogs about cats or references their cat. Dump their ass!
My wife says I have to vote for both of the women. I think she heard me talking in my sleep or something. Posted by: McGehee on May 29, 2003 08:41 PMI've never blogged about cats! Pussies maybe, but not cats. Posted by: michele on May 29, 2003 09:32 PMMaybe I have lost my edge. Where did the anger go? Posted by: Laurence Simon on May 29, 2003 09:55 PMI am with Mommabear, and be sure of this, it will be the only time, cause when you are as old and incontinent as that imperious old witch, it's rare anyone sides with you. TAKE ME OFF - It will improve my week. Posted by: Dawn on May 30, 2003 08:06 AMThe important thing isn't doing, but knowing how you do it. Posted by: Kramer Kim Terry on December 10, 2003 04:59 PMNo cause is so right that one cannot find a fool following it. Posted by: Maisel Mel on December 20, 2003 09:01 PMHi...I´m just surfed in and want to say hello!
The shifts of Fortune test the reliability of friends. Posted by: Allen Anthony on January 9, 2004 02:39 PMTruth is a kind and gentle lie. Posted by: Klavans Judith on March 17, 2004 06:21 AMCool article!!! Posted by: polifoniczne dzwonki on April 2, 2004 06:24 AMCool article!!! mężczyznami dziewczyny układanki dzwonki dzwonki polifoniczne nokia Cool article!!! Posted by: dzwonki polifoniczne on April 13, 2004 02:47 AMCool article!!! Posted by: działki mieszkania mieszkanie on April 15, 2004 01:08 PMThe shifts of Fortune test the reliability of friends. Posted by: Arnold MarieAnge Payet on April 28, 2004 11:25 AMIt is never a mistake to say good-bye. Post a comment
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