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AboutAbout Me View My Guestbook  "The Bubba of Bombast!" If my blog does not meet your standards, then LOWER YOUR STANDARDS. Who the hell do you think you are, anyway?  SearchLinksSam's Art On Ebay What other people think of me: "... Angry bastard with guns." Kim du Toit " ...most opprobrious character..." Velociman "This is a man who truly cares about his health." steve h. "...read Rob's blog and believe every single word he says as the literal, handed-down-from-God truth."queenie "I've read his archives. Acidman's site is one of the most interesting blogs today." der stinker "...the Dark Lord of the Southeast... the Lord of Corrosion" Emperor Misha "...I’ll probably hate you or love you forever, but I won’t be indifferent..." baldilocks "...the virulent racist..." oliver willis "...absolutely the CHEESIEST Cracker I've ever met..."straight white guy ..."I like it when Pumpman says nice things about me over the weekend. " grouchy old Cripple ... "Acidman isn't Opie and Anthony's pet pussy." Laurence simon ..."Were Acidman paying me for psychiatric advice, I would suggest to him that he has a very strong Death Wish." bane ..."Acidman is almost pathologically truthful these days..."dustbury ... "I think a duel is in order..." feddie "I met the Lord of Gutrumbles and he is as fine a human being to spend time with as I could imagine.." pugs of war "Fuck you." Livey "These people could put a rugby club to shame.".... sam moore Bloggers I've Met (and some I've gotten drunk with) Dax Montana single southern guy straight white guy velocigod grouchy old cripple Da Goddess elisson zonker just christina oddybobo the confabulator who tends the fires raging dave Dog snot diaries parkway rest stop twisty boudicca's voice evil white guy bad juju catfish walrilla laughing wolf dizzy girl you bitch! Flynny mr. helpful just charming northwoodswoman cadillac tight frankensoul meanderings pugs of war mom's gone nuts shoe omnibus driver key monroe suburban blight kitten shooting Like Music? My friend Willy (no longer online) Good Stuff light and dark lil toni curses and chrome evilicious blonde erica's blog view from my window bend in the branch lemons and lollipops joni with the red toenails w.n. murphy moxie last one speaks rivrdog assrot wichi dude shadowscope two nervous dogs Chablis old and evil smoke on the water Charles Austin no nanny state Queenie the hungarian barbarian the boiling point naked villany neanderpundit dipnut mostly cajun Juggernuts on the patio uzi's musings Cal Tech Girl lopsided poopdeck it's a pundit the smallest minority bane the sandwich shop southern appeal red Georgia clay rosenblog old and evil KateSpot Dogs Don't Purr hoosierboy blackfive--the paratrooper of love circabellum florida cracker redneck ramblings this blog is full of crap desert cat dave munger New Revolution kim du toit Bill in peoria hog on ice roller coaster of hate Dennis the peasant xavier thoughts Ravenwood baldilocks yippie-ki-yay jay solo MR. LION rivrdog indigo insights IMAO ON THE THIRD hand More Good Stuff snug harbor just me irish whiskey66 blind chick racing alphecca moody mama caught in the x-fire Possumblog mad ogre beth donovan broad at bat no watermelons the fat guy baboon pirates north georgia dogma spleenville hi. I'm black. world wide rant Emperor Misha jim's spot Graumagus last man dancing bill quick rebel yell joanne jacobs the ville dean esmay cold fury right wing news the bitch girls ipse dixit country store bleeding brain DC Thornton between the coasts lobowalk medic mom sgt. hook Furriners I like tim blair daimnation whacking day keeskennis Cool Stops opinion journal drudge technorati overlawyered junk science number watch lucianne kausfiles Tall DogsinstapunditAndrew Sullivan vodkapundit samizdata den beste ArchivesApril 2004March 2004 February 2004 January 2004 December 2003 November 2003 October 2003 September 2003 August 2003 July 2003 June 2003 May 2003 April 2003 March 2003 February 2003 January 2003 December 2002 November 2002 October 2002 September 2002 August 2002 July 2002 June 2002 May 2002 April 2002 March 2002 February 2002 January 2002 December 2001 ExtrasPDA Channel 
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May 13, 2003random linkageFEMALE I have seen this woman's personality. Both of them. And they are HUGE. I have never met this one and probably never will, but I would like to. She says that she has small-to-non-existent boobs, but I'm an ass man anyway, so I don't give a damn about her tittles. I'll bet that I could teach her to sing harmony at a sip-n-chat if I played a guitar for her. Now, this mean-assed woman I NEVER want to meet, because I am certain that she would throw rocks at me and probably hit where she aimed. I'll just be content to worship her from afar, out of the range of her arm. That woman reminds me too much of ME. Besides, she has an ugly-assed, bug-eyed dog. Then there is this this smart ass who got way too hot way too soon and never paid her blog-dues. I would link her, but I've decided not to. That'll show HER! Male I like this guy because he has manners. They are ILL MANNERS, just like mine. Gotta like that. I had one of my few moments of fear in the mountains when i met dax montana unexpectedly. He made me realize how far away I was from my nearest firearm, that scary bastard. He is a large dude. We ended up drinking almost all the brown liquor in the cabin that night, and he had the unique experience of meeting Recondo 32, also. Then he hung around until the lovely and talented Georgia arrived about 5:00 the next afternoon. He got his ass in a world of trouble with his wife over that. Yeah, I sent him home drunk. I act like a tough guy, but here is a real tough guy. It takes more than a set of balls to be a real man and Zander has what it takes. I must confess that this guy needs to be dragged off and shot. He is evil. Speaking of being dragged off and shot, I don't like this guy. He hasn't answered my question yet. I haven't SENT my question yet, either, but that's all HIS fucking fault. Piss on him, the monkey-head. I have a confession to make. I actually run this blog, where I don't use any profanity. I fucking HATE doing that. That's why I use the black background. I would run this blog, too, but my site is the number one hit for the blog he should be reading. I think I'll let him live. Okay, folks, I'm going to bed now. Looks like there just might be a strike in my future. I'm going to need my beauty rest.
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Geez... I just got your question. I'll answer it tomorrow. And I no longer have the head of a monkey. Posted by: Frank J. on May 13, 2003 07:50 PMYou have totally ignored me since the last time you told me you love me. Posted by: michele on May 13, 2003 07:54 PMHaven't I paid dearly enough by acknowledging in public that you're my Blog Daddy? God knows, your lawyers have extorted a freaking fortune out of me as a result. But on to the more important point: I'm hot? How the hell did that happen??? Posted by: Venomous Kate on May 13, 2003 08:06 PMA-Man: Like you care about titties OR nice asses. You can take the horndog outta the holler, but you can't take the holler outta the horndog...... Posted by: BJK on May 13, 2003 08:09 PMSo that's what it looks like when Acidman and Goddess have a kid. Posted by: Ravenwood on May 13, 2003 08:09 PMI will now pout as you didn't mention me or my medium-sized personalities *g* Posted by: shell on May 13, 2003 09:08 PMBite me, Rob. Posted by: Da Goddess on May 13, 2003 10:48 PMI think the fear of runin' out of booze was on your mind. Posted by: Dax Montana on May 14, 2003 01:43 AMRob, you're just a big, whiny old HONKY!!!! I'm not mean in person, I'm actually nice and accommodating, and I exhibit good manners, especially at the table. But since you think my dog is ugly, she'll poop on your doorstep. haha Posted by: sugarmama on May 14, 2003 08:44 AMIf that Zander kid is a man, why the hell does he dress up like a blue fairy? Jeez Louise. Posted by: Aaron G. on May 14, 2003 12:10 PMI like velociblog. Just thought you'd like to know. Or not. Depending. Posted by: zombyboy on May 15, 2003 03:49 PMCool article!!! Posted by: dzwonki polifoniczne on April 2, 2004 07:42 AMCool article!!! mężczyznami dziewczyny układanki dzwonki dzwonki polifoniczne nokia Dzwonki polifoniczne Motorola java samolepící linuks loga wygaszacze http://motorola.polifoniczne.org/tapety,motorola.html dzwonki Polifoniczny http://motorola.polifoniczne.org/dzwonki,polifoniczne,motorola.html http://nokia.polifoniczne.org/dzwonki,polifoniczne,nokia.html http://nokia.polifoniczne.org/tapety,nokia,duza.html http://www.gongi.pl/gry,java,nokia,dla.html http://www.gongi.pl/dzwonki,polifoniczne,motorola,dla.html Cool article!!! Posted by: dzwonki polifoniczne on April 13, 2004 03:29 AMCool article!!! Posted by: agencja nieruchomosci, agęcja nieruchomości on April 15, 2004 02:12 PMPost a comment
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