May 13, 2003

Blowing smoke

After the New York Post published a story claiming that Mayor "Nanny" Bloomberg's smoking ban was costing bars and restaurants business, the sanctimonious fucktard honorable Mayor had THIS to say:

I don't think that anybody seriously takes something on the front page of the New York Post that has to do with smoking as gospel or as good scholarship or good science. C'mon," Bloomberg said. "I mean they're going to make up stuff no matter what."

And anti-smoking, nanny-types DON'T make stuff up no matter what?

"I'm not trying to hurt anybody's opportunity to smoke. If you want to, you can do it. You just don't have the right to kill somebody else. That's what secondhand smoking does," Bloomberg said.

Bullshit. Show me ONE legitimate study that demonstrates secondhand smoke ever killed ANYBODY. And DO NOT use that bogus, thoroughly-debunked EPA study which STILL is trumpeted by the anti-smoking storm troopers as gospel.

Secondhand smoke may be an irritant to some, non-smokers might not like the smell, but the shit never killed anybody. And the fact that some pussy-assed people go "EWWWW!" when they smell a cigarette is no goddam reason for government to ban smoking in PRIVATE BUSINESSES, where the pussy-assed whiners have the choice NOT TO GO THERE if they can't handle cigarette smoke.

"We would never tolerate in any working place asbestos or any other thing in the air that hurt people. This hurts people," he said.

Asshole. Do you actually believe that you don't encounter asbestos every fucking day of your life? It hasn't been REMOVED FROM THE PLANET, you drooling fool. Do you fart? WELL, I DON'T WANT YOUR FARTS IN MY AIR! They hurt me. Stick a cork in your ass every time you go out in public so YOU spare MY delicate sensibilities, you blithering dickwit.

The mayor said that more than 1,000 lives are going to be saved in the city from smoking-related diseases and that New Yorkers should be phenomenally proud.

Give me a break. The New York Post just makes shit up?

Mayor, you should be phenomenally proud of being a bigger liar than the Post.