Gut Rumbles
 

May 02, 2003

hairy-legged women

I have a confession to make. I once spent the night with a truly liberated feminist who stopped shaving ANY of her body hair several years before our encounter. Once I got her nekkid, she turned out to be a real firecracker, but the hairy legs really JUST DIDN'T FIT with what we were doing and they damned sure felt weird when they wrapped around me.

I liked the sex, but I didn't like the hair.

I really believe that I developed my revulsion for monkeys because of that experience.

Comments

So if Frank J. has a sister, you'll want to stay away from her...

Posted by: Jay Solo on May 2, 2003 07:21 PM

ACK. Okay, that mental image is doing to take a lot of booze to remove. Ready.... DRINK!

Hairy women. Shudder.

Posted by: Mr. Lion on May 2, 2003 07:25 PM

Then it's a good thing your pecker requires a chemical stimulus to "rise" to the occasion. It would have probably "turtled" otherwise.

Posted by: Ralph Gizzip on May 2, 2003 08:03 PM

I hate hairy legs. I lived in Paris for a year and learned to hate hairy armpits, too. For every single day of my adult life - with the exception of when I've been ill or when the power's been out and I haven't had hot water - I have shaved my legs and armpits. That's how adamant I am on the subject. (And, I do it for me, so I really don't get these women who shave their legs only for dates and nights they think they'll have sex.)

Posted by: Venomous Kate on May 2, 2003 08:47 PM

Did I really shave my back for this?

Posted by: Kevin McGehee on May 2, 2003 09:06 PM

Kate, when we went out for a sandwich and some beer, the woman was wearing blue jeans and a tee shirt. I DIDN'T KNOW!!!!

Later, I discovered the horrible truth. GAWD!!! Those legs!!! Those pits!!! That BUSH!!! (well, the thicket-like bush really didn't bother me. I found the treasure buried in there with little difficulty.)

The memory will haunt me forever, nevertheless.

But I fucked her anyway.

Posted by: Acidman on May 2, 2003 09:10 PM

A little understanding there, Acidman. OK,OK, I
admit that-if he cannot eat a thing or fornicate
with it - a monkey will tear it up and defecate
on it (and they will throw feces, too). But I was
around at the time, and I tell you that monkeys
LEARNED ALL OF THAT FROM ROOFERS! Don't be laying
your dislike of protopoliticians on hairy women.

Posted by: Dave on May 3, 2003 08:02 AM
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