Gut Rumbles
 

April 28, 2003

ohmygod!!!

I'VE BEEN bojangled!!!

Ummm....

I might put it this way:

I knew a man, an Acidman who'd blog for you
While full of booze
He'd drink white zin, some vodka and some schnapps and then
He'd write "FUCK YOU!"

Then he'd shake his head, he'd shake his head
Make spittle fly all around.

Mister Acidman (BOOM BOOM BOOM! That's the bass guitar)
Mister Acidman (RRRIIINNNG-tinga-linga-ting-- that's the mandolin)
Mister Acidman (Yeoooowww---ummmm-- that's the fiddle)

Won't you rant...

(now all the instruments come together softly... lets hear the harmoica in the background.... a little more on the bass here.... that is beautiful... good job, everybody... just keep it up...)

Okay, who's in charge of the barking dog?... GET THAT FUCKER TO BARK RIGHT NOW OR I SWEAR I'LL SELL THE MUTT TO A KOREAN BUTCHER!!! KICK HIM IF YOU HAVE TO!!! GET THAT GODDAM DOG TO BARK!!! THE TAPE IS ROLLING!!! YOU'VE GOT ONE LAST CHANCE!!!

"Sing, Teddy!" Teddy didn't sing.

KAPOW!!!

Okay, take two. Get me another dog. And get this whiney-ass Teddy-baby out of my studio.


Comments

Ooh, I like your take! I did dash mine off rather quickly, before the inspiration fled. I thought people might have great fun with it, including making up different wording.

Bojangle as a verb, now that's different too.

Posted by: Jay Solo on April 28, 2003 09:15 PM

ok, I just picked myself up off the floor. Oh geez...I'm in pain.

Posted by: Marc on April 28, 2003 11:28 PM

Damn you and that mandolin! You make me wet when you play that thing

Posted by: Da Goddess on April 29, 2003 12:23 AM

Awesome. had me laughing out loud in the office, a very good/bad thing . . .

Posted by: tim on April 29, 2003 08:43 AM

Rob, curse you! Mr. Bojangles has been going through my head ALL day long thanks to this entry. The first few times it was fun, the 500th time it was beyond old . . . oh well, at least it's not a bad song . . .

Posted by: tim on April 29, 2003 02:32 PM

Hee, hee. I WORMED Tim.

Posted by: Acidman on April 29, 2003 04:44 PM

Shouldn't he be blaming me?

Posted by: Jay Solo on April 29, 2003 05:44 PM

I would blame you Jay, but it's Acidman's blog that brought the song to my attention, but if you want me to curse you then by all means I curse you too. There's plenty to go around. ! )

Thankfully the song didn't return in the morning and I refuse to read the post again. Very similar to the sarong post I don't plan on revisiting. ! )

Posted by: tim on April 30, 2003 09:23 AM

Hey! I LIKED the sarong post!

Posted by: Acidman on April 30, 2003 04:28 PM

Hi...Im just surfed in and want to say hello!
Regards George


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