April 28, 2003
why I like email
I received this little nugget in a lenghty email from SmilingDave8, who called his rant, "An Old, Foul Dude Meanders." He had a lot to say about various topics, and I was fascinated.
I believe that he and I have a LOT in common, what with both of us being old, foul dudes and all. But he almost caused me to hurt myself when he wrote THIS GEM, which was knocking around in the back of my brain-pan for a while every time I saw a picture of Susan Sarandon. I just never could drag it to the front burner of my mind and bring it into crisp focus:
Thinking about animals led me to think of Susan Sarandon. Did you ever notice that she's got bulging eyes, much like a Chihuahua? I'd guess that – if you smacked her on top of her head – her eyeballs would fly across the room (much like a Chihuahua's will.).
Dave, I've never smacked a Chihuahua on top of the head, but I would LOVE to do it to Susan Sarandon to test your theory. She DOES have the eyes of a Chihuahua.
And the brain of one of those little, pea-brained rat-dogs, too.
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