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April 23, 2003i don't understandHere are 10 Things I Really Don't Understand 1. Child pornography. A am a kinky and sexually adventurous man, but I have NEVER found children to be anything but kids to me. Who can possibly become sexually aroused at the prospect of diddling with a CHILD? I don't get it. 2. Rap music. That shit just plain sucks, and that's all there is to it. That ain't music. It ain't even good noise. 3. Baggy pants worn with the waistband below your nutsack and your underwear hanging out the top. If I ever see my son dressed that way, I will snatch him bald-headed and shoot his mama. That fashion statement is PROOF that rap music kills brain cells. 4. Vegetarians. There is not another animal on the face of the planet that has canine teeth and does not eat meat. Why do vegans deny what Mother Nature meant for them to be and somehow feel BETTER ABOUT THEMSELVES for being unnatural idiots? Notice to vegans: Give me a steak and stick that tofu up your ass. 5. "Peace Protesters" who throw things at people, riot in the street and set places on fire. How do you protest for PEACE by acting like a war-like savage? 6. The free pass Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson have always gotten from the press and leftists no matter how many times they fuck up and get caught. The bastards are both crooked as snakes and somebody ought to stand up and say so. Black "leaders," my ass. 7. Soccer. Bejus! That game is more boring than watching grass grow. If women played it nekkid, I might gain some interest, but even then it would be difficult. Soccer sucks. 8. Obvilious drivers who stay puttering along in the left lane of an Interstate Highway while people are passing them on the right. I'll see a bunch of those tomorrow on my way to North Carolina. I should have the right to shoot them and collect a reward. 9. People who advocate gun control laws. It has NEVER reduced crime, it never will and it has failed everywhere it's ever been tried. Goddam. How many times do you have to be wrong before you admit it? 10. Someone who would vote for Hillary Clinton in ANY kind of an election. That woman is worse than her husband and he's a bucket of slime. Congratulations, New York. Comments
Good luck on the drive to NC - hope you like it here. Posted by: TacJammer on April 23, 2003 08:31 PMAgree with you about the low slung pants, but just to clarify, that ain't rap music's fault. It's one style that black kids actually lifted from white kids. White kids into skate rock and hardcore started that nonsense in the early 80s (same thing with the boots and hoodies).
I think you started out very strong, but got a little shaky towards the end: Point 7: "If women played it nekkid, I might gain some interest, but even then it would be difficult". Point 9: If you are using statistics to support you opinion, just remember this; Nonetheless, your list was very entertaining. Posted by: Dan on April 24, 2003 12:03 AMDon't know for sure if this is true, but the most plausible explanation for the "britches-'bout-to-fall-down" phenomenon is that it's an emulation of the "gangsta" genre. A lot of times, when you're booked into a county lockup, they confiscate your belt and shoelaces. The look has been described as "prison chic." Stupid is as stupid does... Posted by: Charles Compton on April 24, 2003 01:06 AMDan, So let's try this on for size... if you were a criminal would you choose to break in & attempt to rape & kill the people at a house that you knew had no guns or one that you knew the occupants were armed to the teeth? Gun control only works if you A: eliminated all hostile intent which would eliminate the need for gun control & B in addition to A you disarmed the criminals first. If you have time go to my blog, kick off your shoes & read a while. If after you've went through my site there's an argument for gun control that I have not adequately addressed then I will be more than happy to correct that & give you full credit for pointing it out. Posted by: Publicola on April 24, 2003 02:14 AMI offer Kennesaw, Georgia as an example. In defiance of the gun controllers, the local government passed a law REQUIRING every resident to own a firearm. They have a VERY low crime rate in Kennesaw. Posted by: Acidman on April 24, 2003 05:00 AMDan, I'm with ya on everything 'cept the rap comment. Lyrical, rythmic poetry has a proud tradition. You can't tell me the eternal classic "Rapper's Delight" doesn't get your head bobbing. The stuff you see on the emteevee has nothing to do with rap, just like Justin Timberlake has nothing to do with music. Posted by: Aaron G. on April 24, 2003 10:52 AMIf you want to hear some good "rap" give a listen to "Amish Paradise" by Al Yankovic Posted by: Ralph Gizzip on April 24, 2003 11:09 AMSpeeding is dangerous when you're whizzing past everybody else and having to change lanes to do it. Going too slow is also dangerous because everybody else has to go whizzing past you and they're having to change lanes to do it. Anybody see a common thread here? It isn't the speed, it's the maneuvering. I remember a study that found that if all the traffic on a freeway signed for 55 was going 80, the real danger point would be when they encountered somebody doing "only" 55. You kinda have to think things through sometimes, y'know? Posted by: Kevin McGehee on April 24, 2003 02:32 PMIt seems to me that there was a study back in the mid 80's that said nearly 70% of all multiple vehicle accidents involved someone going 5 or more miles per hour Below the speed limit. Naturally I only got to hear that on the news once. The go slow lobby is just too strong. Veeshir, It seems I was labouring under a misconception! I come from Australia, where the right lane is designated the 'fast lane' (we drive on the left hand side of the road). I withdraw my objections to point 8. Posted by: Dan on April 24, 2003 08:32 PMI'd say a big "me neither" or else "don't know anything about that" to everything except 7 - Soccer: it's not THAT bad. Great list. According to every CJ professor I have had to date, the low slung pants thing started in prison, and by doing that it stated that you were someone's bitch, and were not to be fucked by anyone but that person. Hope all you gangsta wannabee's enjoy that look! Posted by: Frank on April 25, 2003 07:43 PMA coward mistakes oppression for peace. Posted by: GrubbRobinson Josh on May 3, 2004 01:21 PMPost a comment
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