April 23, 2003

how sweet

Y'know... love is a beautiful thing.

The Sheriff said the couple got into a scuffle and the woman first bit Mr. Reese on the leg, then proceeded to bite his penis and scrotum. Ms. Burnette chewed off a large chunk of skin from Mr. Reese's scrotum, then ran out to the front porch where she spit the skin to the dogs in the front yard, and one of them ate it according to Sheriff Burnette.

I stole this link from venomous kate and I really don't know why. There's just something about a woman biting part of a man's scrotum off and feeding it to a dog that fills me with eerie fascination.

It reminds me of my experience in divorce court.