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AboutAbout Me View My Guestbook  "The Bubba of Bombast!" If my blog does not meet your standards, then LOWER YOUR STANDARDS. Who the hell do you think you are, anyway?  SearchLinksSam's Art On Ebay What other people think of me: "... Angry bastard with guns." Kim du Toit " ...most opprobrious character..." Velociman "This is a man who truly cares about his health." steve h. "...read Rob's blog and believe every single word he says as the literal, handed-down-from-God truth."queenie "I've read his archives. Acidman's site is one of the most interesting blogs today." der stinker "...the Dark Lord of the Southeast... the Lord of Corrosion" Emperor Misha "...I’ll probably hate you or love you forever, but I won’t be indifferent..." baldilocks "...the virulent racist..." oliver willis "...absolutely the CHEESIEST Cracker I've ever met..."straight white guy ..."I like it when Pumpman says nice things about me over the weekend. " grouchy old Cripple ... "Acidman isn't Opie and Anthony's pet pussy." Laurence simon ..."Were Acidman paying me for psychiatric advice, I would suggest to him that he has a very strong Death Wish." bane ..."Acidman is almost pathologically truthful these days..."dustbury ... "I think a duel is in order..." feddie "I met the Lord of Gutrumbles and he is as fine a human being to spend time with as I could imagine.." pugs of war "Fuck you, Darlin'." Livey "These people could put a rugby club to shame.".... sam moore Bloggers I've Met (and some I've gotten drunk with) Dax Montana single southern guy straight white guy velocigod grouchy old cripple Da Goddess elisson zonker just christina oddybobo the confabulator who tends the fires raging dave Dog snot diaries parkway rest stop twisty boudicca's voice evil white guy bad juju catfish walrilla laughing wolf dizzy girl you bitch! Flynny mr. helpful just charming northwoodswoman cadillac tight frankensoul meanderings pugs of war mom's gone nuts shoe omnibus driver key monroe suburban blight kitten shooting Like Music? My friend Willy (no longer online) Good Stuff light and dark lil toni curses and chrome evilicious blonde erica's blog view from my window bend in the branch lemons and lollipops joni with the red toenails w.n. murphy moxie last one speaks rivrdog assrot wichi dude shadowscope two nervous dogs Chablis old and evil smoke on the water Charles Austin no nanny state Queenie the hungarian barbarian the boiling point naked villany neanderpundit dipnut mostly cajun Juggernuts on the patio uzi's musings Cal Tech Girl lopsided poopdeck it's a pundit the smallest minority bane the sandwich shop southern appeal red Georgia clay rosenblog old and evil KateSpot Dogs Don't Purr hoosierboy blackfive--the paratrooper of love circabellum florida cracker redneck ramblings this blog is full of crap desert cat dave munger New Revolution kim du toit Bill in peoria hog on ice roller coaster of hate Dennis the peasant xavier thoughts Ravenwood baldilocks yippie-ki-yay jay solo MR. LION rivrdog indigo insights IMAO ON THE THIRD hand More Good Stuff snug harbor just me irish whiskey66 blind chick racing alphecca moody mama caught in the x-fire Possumblog mad ogre beth donovan broad at bat no watermelons the fat guy baboon pirates north georgia dogma spleenville hi. I'm black. world wide rant Emperor Misha jim's spot Graumagus last man dancing bill quick rebel yell joanne jacobs the ville dean esmay cold fury right wing news the bitch girls ipse dixit country store bleeding brain DC Thornton between the coasts lobowalk medic mom sgt. hook Furriners I like tim blair daimnation whacking day keeskennis Cool Stops opinion journal drudge technorati overlawyered junk science number watch lucianne kausfiles Tall DogsinstapunditAndrew Sullivan vodkapundit samizdata den beste ArchivesMay 2004April 2004 March 2004 February 2004 January 2004 December 2003 November 2003 October 2003 September 2003 August 2003 July 2003 June 2003 May 2003 April 2003 March 2003 February 2003 January 2003 December 2002 November 2002 October 2002 September 2002 August 2002 July 2002 June 2002 May 2002 April 2002 March 2002 February 2002 January 2002 December 2001 ExtrasPDA Channel 
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April 22, 2003bore blogging again* I have broken my nose, my left hand and my left elbow. All three hurt like hell but the hand hurt the worst. * I have saved three people from drowning. One of them almost drowned me. * I have written over 100 songs. Most of them suck, but I heard that one of my songs is being played in Seattle, Washington now. I think that's cool. * I once had a Fu-Manchu moustache and hair halfway down my back. I refereed little league football games at the time. * I had a dog named "Wiggles" that could put a whole Krystal hamburger in his mouth, chew it, swallow the burger and spit out the pickle every time. * I bought my dog a $10 sofa from the Goodwill Store. He wasn't allowed to get on MY couch, but nobody was allowed to get on HIS couch, either. He liked that couch. * I lost my virginity when I was 16 years old, on Valentine's Day. I was really surprised that I didn't feel like a totally different person after that. * My favorite sport is football. When I played, I was a maniac. Now I just act like a maniac when I watch the game on television. I still have dreams about playing that game. * I once was a very good golfer. I broke 80 almost every time I played, and I played two or three times every week. But I haven't touched a club in almost two years now, except for walking through my house with a five-iron last night. * I've known the One True Love of my life. She shit all over me. * I like kids, but I prefer little boys over little girls. I understand what makes little boys tick. I'll NEVER understand women. * I buy guitars just because I like them. I own seven. I usually play only three of them on a regular basis, and the others just stay in their cases. I'll buy more, eventually. They may stay in THEIR cases, too. I just like guitars. * The happiest day of my life was not as good as the saddest day of my life was bad. I am an emotional guy. I really should be taking Xanax. * I once topped out the speedometer on a 1990 Eagle Talon on Interstate 16 on the way back from the Atlanta airport. I hit 140 miles an hour. It was like flying. * I never smoked a cigarette until I was 20 years old. I smoked marijuana when I was 18. * I've been to jail once. I didn't like it. * I've had two women in my bed at the same time. I DID like that. * I have voted in every election since I was old enough to vote. * I have five really good friends. I once had six, but Steve died. I am a lucky man. * Did I mention that I was bored? Comments
Most I ever did on public roads was 165 in the Supra. It would have pulled more, but I started having visions of some deer popping out in front of me (middle of the night). Got it up to 190 on a track, though. :) Mmm. Speedy cars. Posted by: Mr. Lion on April 22, 2003 07:37 PM95, briefly, on her motorcycle was enough for MB !! Seeing the asphalt that close was the problem. Posted by: MommaBear on April 22, 2003 08:21 PMDid 185 breaking in brake pads at Sebring as crew. Got me by a few MPH Acidman. Only been up to 135. It was in a Z28 Camero streaking thru the night on US-20 in the high Idaho desert. I miss that car. Posted by: Bob on April 22, 2003 09:40 PMYou all have me beat. The most I ever did was 100, in my old "held together with baling wire" 1969 Nova, first car, on an open stretch of route 44 where it goes from Carver into Middleboro. I always feel a little funny about that, as a few years later my mother's cousin's wife and son were killed at the next set of lights from there, by a tractor trailer that was going fast and didn't stop for the light. After that, and forever since, they've cracked down on that road, and done stuff like overlapping reds and long yellows at the lights. Anyway, it was worse that I hit 90-95 on little back roads a few times. I think I had a death wish or something. Posted by: Jay Solo on April 22, 2003 10:39 PMLol, got me beat also but my 104 was in an FORD XLT VAN! A beautiful Saturday afternoon in high school, best friend by my side heading for some mischief. Posted by: tim on April 23, 2003 09:17 AMI was in a 15-year old Ford Orion that was going 135, while being chased by a BMW 530i quite a bit less rusty (never pick a fight with someone who can call for backup on their cell phone). I don't ever want to go that fast again, unless it's something that's meant to go that fast. The fastest I've gone myself would be around 110 or so. Posted by: Sam on April 23, 2003 06:12 PM150 in my old man's 2-year-old 1954 Buick Special. He'd have shit bricks if he knew. Posted by: Larry on April 23, 2003 07:42 PMIn high school me and some friends of mine went from Waycross, GA to Fernandina Beach FL in a '73 Trans Am with a 455SD under the hood in 35 minutes. I was not driving but it was white knuckle just the same. Plus it was on old US 1 into Folkston over to Kingston and old US 17 to Yulee, FL and A1A. At 60 mph this was an hour and a half drive app 70 miles. My girlfriend tried to catch me in one of those woman traps by asking, "What was the best orgasm you ever had?" I replied the next one and I ain't lying. God loves "good" rock 'n roll! Posted by: Driven to Drink on April 28, 2003 01:05 AMhttp://www.adipex.com.cn http://www.femalerxstore.com http://www.online--craps.us http://www.christian-dating-services-online.com http://www.phentermine--online.org http://compare-penis-enlargement.penis-enlargement-techniques-1.us http://vigrx.penis-bigger-larger.us http://penis-enhancing-exercises.penis--enhancement.biz Hi, Great site you have here Weight Loss Diet Pills Posted by: Diet Pills on April 30, 2004 10:04 PMA brute kills for pleasure. A fool kills from hate. Posted by: Hays Reed on May 3, 2004 02:46 PMPost a comment
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