April 19, 2003
I find pornography to be sexually stimulating. I have a pretty big collection of movies that I NEVER FINISH WATCHING if I have a person from the female race with me at the time. We start out watching the movie. We become aroused, I take a shot, and the movie plays in the background while we sin like the wicked, shameless animals we are. The kind of woman I LIKE does that.
Have you ever made your own porno movie? C'mon now... BE HONEST. You NEVER got kinky and broke out the video camera? Taped some sexual aerobics and watched them later, which made you aroused and led to more sexual aerobics?
If not, you are one pathetic, lousy fuck.
Technology is good. Take advantage of it.
Your article had me chuckling for a couple hours everytime I thought of it.
The video camera wasn't on while I was there.....was it?
Yeah, I've watched porn. Starred in one? Uh, no... why would I take video's of my white pasty self having sex? A fishbelly white manatee flopping around don't turn me on...
It's a widely known fact that 99% of people do NOT look sexy while having sex.
I won't say whether I know for a fact I'm one of the 99%, or how I determined this...
Done it! I looked like a fucking polar bear banging Little Red Riding Hood . . .
Never done that.
For one thing, I've never owned a video camera, but that's only half of the equation.
I am part of the 1% of the population who looks damned good nekkid and doing lusty things. I have tapes to prove it.
I have pictures to prove that, Rob. But...you never answered my question about the camcorder....
No, Goddess, I don't have any movies of our spiritual journey to Nirvana. I intended to make a movie. I remember plugging the battery into the charger... then I became distracted. Got busy plugging something else after that.
Yeah...I remember MOST of it.
A brute kills for pleasure. A fool kills from hate.