April 18, 2003
i am an idiot
I have two boys playing ultra-violent video games in the Crackerbox and I just dosed them both with caffiene-saturated Mountain Dew and sugar-drenched honey buns. They were bouncing off the walls BEFORE I fed them that shit. The energy level has ratcheted up a few notches since then.
I may have made a big mistake.
I'm just trying to figure out how to syphon some of that energy off them and feed it to myself. I feel like an old fart. They don't.
Father Time can really kick your ass...
Give them each a beer to counteract the caffeine. My dad used to do that to me all the time, and I turned out ok. (burp)
Just wanted you know that I have been reading your blog for a few weeks now, really look forward to it-
Great sense of humor, and the love you have for the boys is nice to read about-
the sure way to siphon energy outta ANY kid:
when they're all riled up, preferably at the peak of their rambunctiousness (I definately spelled that wrong!), put 'em to work! all that housework you did earlier..... sucker!
Jim: "Rambunctiousness" is correct!!! Good work. "Definitely", however, does not have an A.
Acidman has put me on his editorial staff to keep spelling corrected. Please let him know I do a good job.