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April 18, 2003

half-assed

I know a lot of people who carry only half the ass they once did, thanks to Dr. Robert Atkins' diet. The diet may remain "controversial" in scientific circles, but I've seen it work too many times to doubt it myself.

Anyway, he's dead now from falling on his head. He didn't ban ice from his diet.

I think I'll eat some fatty protein to salute his memory today. A nice, marbled rib-eye steak sounds about right.

Comments

mmmmm ribeye. What a fine choice.

Posted by: Marcl on April 18, 2003 05:42 PM
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