December 19, 2004

rummy

I don't give a shit what his critics say (hell-- just look at his critics). I believe that Donald Rumsfeld is an EXCELLENT Secretary of Defense. He is blunt, ballsy and brash, which is certain to make enemies in that ass-kissing power-sphere of Washington, DC, especially among preening Senators who expect regular ego-stroking as a perk of their highly-esteemed positions. Rummy is the kind of person we need in that job-- one hell of a lot more than we need those posturing Senators.

Say what you want to about Rumsfeld, but you've gotta admit one thing: the man is no pussy. And I don't want a pussy posing as HMFIC of the greatest military force ever assembled in the history of civilization. In MY humble opinion, Bush picked the right man, expecially in a time of war. Rummy scares the shit out of our enemies and I believe THAT is a good thing.

Look at who is after his ass:

John McCain-- that self-aggrandizing bastard has a unique claim to fame that people seldom mention when writing about him. As a fighter pilot, he was a REVERSE ACE--- he crashed five of his OWN goddam airplanes and he pilots his senate seat the same way. Incompetently.

Trent Lott--- I just gotta say it: "GET REAL." Trent Lott sits to pee ALL THE TIME, not just when he's too lazy to stand, the way I do sometimes. Seeing somebody with a set of balls probably makes his Tampax twist and bind uncomfortably.

John Warner--- Fucking crook. If I were on his shit list, I'd consider it a compliment.

Left-wing journalists--- Rumsfeld isn't frightened of reporters and that fact frightens and infuriates reporters. They've been after Rummy since day one, and the fact that their attacks have been about as effective as sugar-ants going after an elephant just chaps their asses even worse. They get exactly the respect the deserve from Rummy, and that's no respect at all. No wonder they hate him. The truth hurts.

I admire the man. He's got a tough job and I believe that he's handling it well. Plus, I think that you can judge a man's competence by the enemies he makes.

If McCain, Warner and Lott don't like him, that's a bunch of feathers in Rummy's war-bonnet.